Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 September 1892 — CREDITED TO YOUNGSTERS. [ARTICLE]

CREDITED TO YOUNGSTERS.

Visiting Friend—“ Why is it, John ny, that you think Dr. Rutler isn’t a good doctor?” Johnny —“ ’Cause he never finished our baby —he didn’t put a hair on his bead." —Kate Field’s Washington. “Papa,” said Harry as he looked at his new baby brother, “I wish we had qeven more, because with him and nie and seven more we’d have a base ball nine."—Harper’s Young People. Little Dick (who is trying his new magic lantern)—Mama, I wish you would come and fix this sheet.” Mamma—What's wrong with it? Little Dick It’s wrong side up. The pictures are all upside down.— . Good News. Little Tommy Whykins had beep wrestling with a piece of hardtack. “Mamma,” said be after a silence. “What is it?” “If poll parrots get ail the crack--1 ers they ask for I don't woader they learn to swear.”—Washington Star.