Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 September 1892 — A Disappointment. [ARTICLE]

A Disappointment.

New York Press. Confidential Clerk (to employer who has just come in)—“There’s a lady in the private office to see you.” Employer (all smiles) —“Indeed? Who is she. do you know?” Confidential 'Clerk—“Can’t tell. But she’s a dandy. Tall, white fluffy dress, cherrv ribbons, dark hair and eyes and lias a fox terrier with her. - ~ Employer—“ Humph! That’s my wife. ■ Minister—And so you think you are to be a minister when you grow up, my little man ? Little Man—Yessir. Mother suys I’m just cut out for a minister. Minister—Because you bo love to do good ? Little Man— N-o ; bectr.se I’m al ways gettin sore throat and bein’ ordered away for my health.—Good News.