Rensselaer Republican, Volume 24, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 July 1892 — CONDIMENTS. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

CONDIMENTS.

The Human Crossing Cate. _

Boys have been ruined because they Radio stay at home and turn the grindstone when they • should have been allowed to go a-fishing.— Ram’s Horn. Husband—-You say you’ve had that bonnet six months. Why, I’ve pever seen it before. Wife—l know it. _ I only wear it church. A number of students at Yale have been found guilty cf cribbing at examinations. The faculty should have put a Yale lock on the cribs. Cobwigger—Brown doesn’t talk any jpore about the big fish he brings home. Merritt —His wife has bought a pair of kitchen scales. <• “Have you a parrot that can swear?” “Yes,” replied, the bird*

dealer. “Well, I’ll take it; I want to hang it up beside the th^npometer.” “This is the biggest juipp on record —a Providence man has jumped the state.” “Oh, pshaw! that’s only Rhode Island! Now. if it had been Texas —” Surface—lsn’t Bighed rather young to be a cynic? Rowley—Oh, nol He has been graduated a year and the world hasn’t recognized him yet. Father—That cat made an awful noise in the back garden last night.

Arnold—Yes, father; I think that since he ate the canary he thinks he V V*' can sing. \ “Where are you goibg. my pretty inald?” “1 m going a milking, sir,” she said; “May I go with you, my pretty maid?” “Yes; you can work the pump,” she said. “How are you getting on with your garden, Weedlechick? Did your seeds come up?” “Oh, yes—they all came up in about two days. My neighbors keep hens.” This is the season when the low, treacherous chuckle of the poison-

vine can be heard as it sees the city person coming to wander in the wildwood. Amy — Has he ever loved any other girL before? Mabel —No;that doesn’t worry me. What I want-to know is if he will love any other girl in the future.—Harper’s Bazar. li You are a member of the college athletic club?” “Ob, yes.” “Well, I’d Uke to ask what constitutes your severest exercise.” /‘The commence ment examinations.” Young lady—l would like to look at some dresses of modest colors, something neat and ‘retiring. Smart salesman —They generally come in white,"tolas. He—Goodness! Eleven o’clock How time flies when we are together. Dear. She— Doesn’t it, though? 1 know of nothing like it except when I am shopping.— [lndianapolis Joup nal. , jftceti i 'c - ?>><] ; .-r. (?) j

1— CONTEMPLATION.

2— ELEVATION.

3—REALIZATION.

4—APPLICATION.