Rensselaer Republican, Volume 24, Number 47, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 July 1892 — Opening the Canal. [ARTICLE]

Opening the Canal.

The mo»t acceptabbApropofition that can be made to persons troubled with chronic constipation, is to open that import canal—the bowels. That proposition can be carried out by the parties interested if they resort to Hos-' tetter’s Stomach Bitters, the most effective, most genial alterative extant. It is the mistake of many otherwise sensible people, that they resort to drastic, or, in other words, viol- , ent purgatives. Without exaggeration, this is highly injurious, since such medicaments weaken the bowels besides convulsing both them and the stomach with pain. Relief sought from the Bitters comes freely enough, but they never produce pain, excessive action, or subsequent weakness of the bowels. Liver and kid- . ney trouble, malaria, dyspepia, lack of stamina aitd a tendency to rheumatism, are remedied' by this pleasant substitute for drenching cathartics. They probably call the sea treacherous because it beats the banks. The most violent explosions of coughing are stopped by Hale’s Honey of Horehound and Tar. < Pike’s Toothache Drops cure in one minute. The Czar of Russia is -no goose, but ho would like to be a turkey gobbler. -r'lf drowsy after a good night’s sleep there is indigestion and stomach disorder which Beecham’s pills will cure; To tho unfortunate office-holders the earth may be said to turn on iis political axes. ; 2