Rensselaer Republican, Volume 24, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 July 1892 — Mirthful Musings. [ARTICLE]

Mirthful Musings.

And how the grip epidemic is to be followed by a trunk trust. —Chicago Post. / No man with big whiskers can look like a hero when eating macaroni.— Hazel ton Sentinel. The man who talks shop has stores of knowledge to communicate. —Boston Transcript. It is eminently proper to describe all the proceeds of a cake-walk as gait receipts.—Washington star. Paradoxical as it may seem, it is a fact that the moreMumm a man gets the more loquacious he becomes. — Buffalo Enquirer. Marriage will continue to be a failure till our young women learn to support a man in the style he has always been accustomed to. —Elmira Gazette.