Rensselaer Republican, Volume 24, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 June 1892 — Give Us Laughing Philosophers! [ARTICLE]

Give Us Laughing Philosophers!

None of youi snarling cynics for us. They laugh not, neither do they smile. They are lu-gubrious-dyspeptic. They are usually sour of visage, pale, slight, dry, quite gravyless individuals in fact, who look as if they had been at loggerheads with roast beef all their lives. The side-splitting, button-bursting guffaw that proceeds from the individual with a good digestion is never heard from them. They mag, nify mole hills into mountains, “trifles light as ai.r” into grievous annoyances. Si'.ow us, on the contrary,# man who faces trouble with a smile, repines not at small mishaps, and in whom thq, fountains of merriment are easily set aflow, and we will show you*a man with a good-digestion. Use Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters to secure this blessing, and banish the nervousness and querulous disposition to snarl' and find fault which attends dyspepsia. Rheumatism. constipation, malaria, kidney trouble and la grippe yield to the Bitters. The justice may not enjoy himself even when Le is having a fine time.