Rensselaer Republican, Volume 24, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 March 1892 — Necessity Knows no Law. [ARTICLE]

Necessity Knows no Law.

New York Weekly. ' _ Magistrate—You are charged, sir, with dragging this young woman, forcing her into a cab, and driving like mad to the ferry. Prisoner—Y-e-s, sir. I live in the suburbs. This morning my wife told me not to dare to come home without a girl, and I didn’t know of any other way to get one. Magistrate—l’ll take this youug girl home and place her under my wife’s protection. I live in the suburbs myself. You’ll have to catch another. . Dressmaker —“How would you like your costume made, madame?\ Mrs. Clownrich —“Sposeyou make it with one of those vestibule trains that I’ve heern talked of lately.”