Rensselaer Republican, Volume 24, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 March 1892 — Page 7

Kidney, Liver and Bladder Cure Rheumatism, Imnbuo. pain In jbiuts or back, brick dust in Bxiae~frequent calls, irritation, inflamation, I gravel, ulceration or catarrh of bladder. Disordered Liver, X#H na r y trouble, bright s disease. Impure Blood, 4Vwnfnla t malaria- gen’l weakness or debility. Qaarawtrc Use contents of One Bottle. If net b»umSm, njmyrWe will rotund to you the price paid. At Drotfclata, sOc. Size, SI.OO Size. Guide to Health”fres-Consultatlon tree, Db. Kilmer & Co.. Binghamton, N. T

SHILOH'S CONSUMPTION CURE.

* f|is GREAT COUGH CURE, this tucccsstd CONSUMPTION CURE is sold by dragdfata an a positive guarantee, a test that no other urn esa stand successfully. If you have a DOUGH, HOARSENESS or LA GRIPPE, it VHuiw you promptly. If your child fu&'the CROUPor WOOPING COUGH, use it onkHyaad relief is sure. If you fear CONWMPTI.ON, don’t wait until your case is hopefets, but take this Cure at once and receive dbmediate help. Price 50c and Si.oo. Ask your druggist for SHILOH’S CURE. If your lungs ate sore or back lame, use Shiloh’s Porous Plasters.

Advice Countless let* ' ters are re-d-k ceived by us from ailing Alling Women _ world, seeking bree. advice. All are . answered in a prompt and careful manner, giving each the benefit of the. great library of reference compiled daring a woman’s life’s -.vork among suffering Women. These are the largest records contonting Female Complaints in the world. Thousands of women have been benefited by Mrs. Pinkham’s advice after all other treatment had failed. Don’t throw away this chance. Write us about your case. It wfll cost you nothing, and may save your Me. Your letter will be received and answered by one of your sex. Correspondence strictly private. We never publish even a letter of testimonial without the person’s unqualified consent. .AfiDveggUt. nil it, or sent by mail, in form of Pill* or ■yy l ' " receipt of an .00. Liver Pill., S«c. v aniwered. Addreas in confidence, LYDIA E. PINKHAM MED. CO., LYNN, MASS. CHILD BIRTH • • • • MADE EASY! “ Mothers’ Friend ” is a scientific- ... ally prepared Liniment, every ingredient of recognized value and in constant use by the medical pro- ' session. These ingredients are combined in a manner hitherto unknown “MOTHERS’ • FRIEND” - WILL DO all that is claimed for _i.. it AND MORE. It Shortens Labor, ■ I Lessens Pain, Diminishes Danger to • j life of Mother and Child. Book to “ Mothers ” mailed FREE, containing valuable information and voluntary testimonials. Btatby express on receipt of price JI.W per bottlß NMBHELD HEGULATM C®., AttUrta.Gzu «>U RY ALL BfIRCGSMTI <• • • ~ • A torpid liver is the source of dyspepsia, sick headache, constipation, piles, A bilious fever, chills andjaundice. ” Tiny PiNs* have a specific effect on the liver, it to healthy action. Kficts. Dll CQ I Ji TKKATED FREE. Positively Cured with Vegetable Romediee. '. Move curpd many thousand eases. Cure pattsats BB*nojincdl hopeless by the best physlolsß*. ffiiA n *P l #f disappear, and in K fy.*! two-thlrde of all symptoauare removed. **** bo £i. **tttmonlels at miraculous ,u S e SJ tamiaSod tree by malL BOREj-ffi IBM ft <grriw. ftwrn. Vrbe. DEC F DLL Northern I j||f|Q JI Pacific R. R-LhUiJu 9, “ Bert Agjlcuitural, Grazing and TlmberLands ’«mT l »Sd£L“"A"rfJifc?A4.’iSX

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SMOKING IN CHURCH.

The Weed Used ‘Daring Services by the Pilgrim Fathers. All the Year Round. At one period of its history smoking was so common that it was actually practiced in church. - L Previous to the visit of James I to the University of Cambridge, in 1615, the Vice Chancellor issued a notice to the students which enjoined that “No graduate, scholler or student of this universitie presume to take tobacco in Saint Marie’s church, upon payne of .finall expellinge the universitie.” ■: . ---- - -- -

The Rev. Dr. Parr, when perpetual curate of Hatton. Warwickshire, which living he held from 1783 to 1790, regularly smoked in the vestry while the congregation were singing long hymns, chosen for the purpose, immediately before the sermon. The 'doctor was wont to exclaim: “My people like long hymns, but I prefer along pipe.” The Rev. Robert Hall, of Leicester, the well-known Baptist minister, regularly indulged in smoking during the intervals of divine service. Sir Walter Scott, in his “Heart of Midlothian,” refers to one Duncan, of Knockdunder, an important personage, who smoked during the entire sermon from an iron pipe, tobacco borrowed from other worshipers. We are told that “at the end of the discourse he knocked the ashes out of his pipe, replaced it carefully in his sporran, returned the tobacco pouch to its owner, and joined in the prayer with decency and attention.” The Puritan fathers were greatly addicted to smoking; indeed, the practice became so common that even these straitlacedobservers of times and seasons actually smoked while in church. This custom soon caused very considerable annoyance, as the religious exercises were greatly -dis—turbed by the clinking of flints and steels to light their pipes and the clouds of smoke in church. Hence, in the year 1669, the colony passed this law: “It is enacted that any person oi’ persons that shall be found smoking of tobacco on the Lord’s day, going to or coming from the meetings, within two miles of meeting house, shall pay 12 pence for every such default.” Under this law several persons were actually fined, but the punishment failed to secure the carrying out of the arbitrary second portion of the enactment. The custom of smoking during church service was not confined to the laity and minor clergy, for it is recorded that an Archbishop of York was once reproved by the vicar of St. Mary’s, Nottingham, for attempting to smoke in the church vestry. The Rev. John Disney, of Swinderly, in Lincolnshire, writing on the 13th of December, 1773, to Jas. Grainger, says: “The affair happened in St. Mary’s Church, Nottingham, when Archbishop Blackbourn was there on a visitation. The Archbishop had ordered some of the apparitors or other attendant? to bring him pipes and tobacco and some liquor into the vestry for his refreshment after the fatigue of confirmation. And this coming to Mr. Disney’s ears, he forbade their being brought thither, and with a becoming spirit remonstrated with the Archbishop upon the impropriety of his conduct, at the same time telling his Grace that his vestry should not be converted into a smoking room.” ,

An Questions Cheerfully Answered.

New York Weekly. Housekeeper—“ Have you any Mocha coffee?” Smalt dealer —“Yes, mum.’ u “Genuine Mocha?” “Just imported, mum.” “Import it yourself?” “Oh, yes, mum. I send my orders ■direct to the Sultan, mum.” “Humph! How much have you on hand?” “ ’Bout sixty pounds, mum.” ; “You have, eh? Sixty pounds? I read in the paper this very morning that not over fifty pounds of Mocha reaches this country annually.” “Yes, mum, that’s true. I had ’bout ten pounds left over from last year.”

Literary Notes.

Texas Siftings. Young Writer—Do you keep all Ttlnds of pens? Book-store Clerk—Yes, What kind ■do you prefer? Young Writer—l’ve been advised to use a trenchant pen. I’d like a small box of them and you can put in a few caustics with them.

The Best Baking Powder AND MOST ECONOMICAL, Is that of Dr. Price’s Cream Baking Powder. It is prepared with greater care and accuracy, from finer and more expensive materials, competent chemists test every ingredient nothing is left to chance. No ammonia, alum or other adulterant taints this purest of human food products. Price’s Cream Baking Powder is the embodiment of all the excellence that it is possible to attain. It is always 4 uniform and reliable and retains its full strength until used. It is not only more economical because of its wonderful raising power, but by reason of its greater bulk, the cans being much larger than the ordinary kind; it will go farther and do better wprk. It never disappoints. Dr. Prices r is the only baking powder that contains the whites of eggs.

Best of An.

To Cleanse the system in a gentle and truly beneficial manner, when the Springtime comes, use the true and perfect remedy, Syrup of Figs. One bottle wiil answer for all the family and costs only 50 cents; the large size sl. Try it and be pleased. Manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only. .

Australian Forests.

With the exception of a living carpet of delicate maidenhair, which attains a height of from five to six feet, and of ropes of creeper ferns which swing from tree to tree like fairies in the castle of a giant, the forest of Australia is altogether bare of undergrowth? 'ln the woods of recent growth, however, vegetation is more luxuriant. The long tendrils of the clematis and rata connect trunk with trunk in garlands of white and scarlet Abloom and at their base flourishes an infinite variety of ferns, while here and there a graceful tree-fern rears its silvery-lined crown.

Kept up for years—the offer that’s made by the proprietors of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. It’s addressed to you, if you have Catarrh, l ilt’s a reward of SSOO, if they can’t cure you, no matter how bad your case, or of how long standing—an offer that’s made in good faith by responsible men. Think what it means ! Absolute confidence in their Remedy, or they couldn’t afford to take the risk. A long record of perfect and permanent cures of the worst cases—or they couldn’t have faith in it. It means no more catarrh—or SSOO. If you fail to be cured, you won’t fail to be paid. But perhaps you won’t believe it. Then there’s another reason for trying it. Show that you* can’t be cured, and you’ll get SSOO. It’s a plain business offer. The makers of Dr. Sage’? Catarrh Remedy will pay you that amount if they can’t care you. They know that they can—you think that they can’t. If they’re wrong, you get the cash. If you’re wrong, you’re rid of catarrh.

The Jinglet in the Bell.

Lewiston Evening Journal. “The making of sleigh bells is quite an art,” says an iron founder. “The little iron ball is too big to be put in through the little holes in the bell, and yet it is inside. How did it gefthere? The little iron ball is called the jinglet 1” When you shake the sleigh- bell it jingles. In making the bell the jinglet is put inside a little ball of mud, just the shape of the inside of the bell. Then a mould is made r just the shape of the outside of the bell.- This mud ball with the jinglet inside is placed in the outside, and the metal is poured in, which fills the space between-the ball and the mould. “When the mould is taken off you see a sleigh bell, but it will not ring, as it is full of dirt. The hot metal that the bell is made of dries the dirt so that it can be shakep out. After the dirt is all shaken out of the holes in the bell, the little iron jinglet will still be in the bell and will ring. It took a good many years to think out how to make a sleigh beU

Necessity Knows no Law.

New York Weekly. ' _ Magistrate—You are charged, sir, with dragging this young woman, forcing her into a cab, and driving like mad to the ferry. Prisoner—Y-e-s, sir. I live in the suburbs. This morning my wife told me not to dare to come home without a girl, and I didn’t know of any other way to get one. Magistrate—l’ll take this youug girl home and place her under my wife’s protection. I live in the suburbs myself. You’ll have to catch another. . Dressmaker —“How would you like your costume made, madame?\ Mrs. Clownrich —“Sposeyou make it with one of those vestibule trains that I’ve heern talked of lately.”

Scientific to the Last.

The progress of death was" uniquely reported bv the Dr. Richet to fbis son, a professor* of physiology, and his physician. As his end approached he carefully described to them every perceptible sensation. At the moment when they observed unmistakable signs of immediate dissolution, he surprised them by saying, “You see I am dying. ”

A Lucky Escape.

Fortunate is the man or woman residing in a malaria-ridden locality who. escapes the dreaded scourge. Not one in a thousand does. When the endemic is a periodical and widespread visitation, it is just as common to see whole communities suffering frpm it as individuals. The most vigorous const!tuiion ts pot proof against it—how much less a system feeble or disordered. As a means of protection against malaria, Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters is the supreme medicinal agent. It will uproot any form of malarial disease implanted in’ the system, and even in regions where miasmatic complaints are most malignant and deadly, such as -the Isthmus of Panama, Guatemala and the tropics generally, it is justly regarded as an efficient safeguard. No less .efficacious is it as a curative and preventive of chronic indigestion; liver trouble, constipation, rheumatism, kidney complaints and la grippe. The woman who wished -to git the shades of her ancestors to hang at her parlor windows was not a descendant of any Mayflower family. For sometime I had besn troubled with Live Complaint; exhibited all the common symp, toms, biliousness, headache, poor digestionfurred and coated tongue, bad taste in mouth, etc. Swamp-Root cured me. Am having greatsale on your remedies, J. McCullough, the Druggist, Lawrenceburgh, Ind. Abstemious and sober Americans will experience much mental anguish at reading that Secretary Foster is coming home on the Spree. . A man who has practiced medicine for forty years ought to know salt from sugar; read what he says: Tolepo.O., Jan. 10, 1887. Messrs. F. J. Cheney & Co.—Gentlemen: I have been in the general practice of medicine for most forty years, ana would say that in all my practice and experience have never seen a preparation.that I could prescribe with a s much confidence of success as I can Hall’s Catarrh Cure, manufactured by you. Have prescribed it'a great many times and its effect is wonderful, and would say in conclusion that I have yet to find a case of Catarrh that it would not cure, if they would take it according to directions. Yours truly, L. L. GORSUCH, M. D. Office 315 Summit St. We will give 8100 for any case of catarrh that cannot be cured with Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Taken internally. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. by druggists. The Connecticut State Federation of Labor is very active in organizing of all kinds of labor throughout the State, having sixty-five unions connected with the State body. “I have iu my employ a man who has been a victim of periodic headaches for yearly has tried all kinds of treatment, and I have tried various remedies on him. Your Bradycrotine helps him more than anything ever did." O. D. Kingsley, M. *D., White Plains, N. Y. Of all Druggists. 50c. “I now understand,” said Scrimpin when the grocer “charged it’Mor the third time, “why men feel so much affection for a noble charger.” For Throat Diseases, Coughs, Colds, Etc., effectual relief is found in the use of -‘Brown’s Bronchial Troches.” Price 35 cents, Sold only in boxes. Three scruples m ake a drachm, butmos of the boys take the dram first and let th scruples come in at the second table.

wm S -Sciatica acKAcbes BRI A NATURAL REMEDY FOB Epileptic Fits, Falling Sickness, Hysterics, St. Vitus Dance, Nervousness, Hypochondria, Melancholia, Inebrity, Sleeplessness, Dizziness, Brain and Spinal Weakness. This medicine has direct action upon the nerve centers, allaying all irritabilities, and increasing the flow and power of nerve fluid. It is perfectly harmless and leaves no unpleasant effects. A Valuable Book on Norvou* bUw M Dieease* sent free to any address, fH r r and poor patients can also obtain I lllwiLe this medicine free of charge. This remedy has boenprepared by the Reverend &i*tor Koenig, of Fort Warne, Ind. elnee 187 S. and now prepared under his direction by the KOENIO MED. CO.. Chicago, 111. Sold by Druggiata el Ml per Bottle. CfbrSfi T«rge SiM.ai.7A OBotOeaforSO. GulteanWas Drunk JVhen Hanged. A Washington special to the Indianapolis Journal says: Dr. Tilden, formerly chemist at the National Medical Museum, speaking of Guiteau, President Garfield’s assassin, said that the assassin went to the scaffold in a semi-drunken condition. “This,,” added the Doctor, “was a necessity. You are aware that when the squad of soldiers entered the jail rotunda a short while before the execution, and carpe.to order arms with a loud bang, Guiteau fell over in a dead faint. His nervous system was shattered, and the physicians felt they would be unable to get him to the scaffold. A consultation was held, and it was decided to give him a dose of brandy. This was done, and he got a big dosO, too. Not being used to drinking, the dose went to his head, and,his ‘Oh, Lordy' song on the scaffold was, in my estimation; a drunken effusion. ’’ First English Sparrow.?—The Legislatures are offering rewards for our heads. Aren't you-scared? Secoud English Sparrow—No; I shan’t worry until they call us game and pass laws to protect us.+-New Yoik Weekly. — ———

W Bev. cTames P. Stone Of Lower Cabot, Vt., formerly of Dalton, N. H A Faithful Pastor Is held in high esteem by his people, and his opinion upon temporal, as well as spiritual matters is valued greatly. The following is from a clergyman long influential in New EnglancLnow spending well earned rest in Cabot, Vt.; ' ■ . ’ (.!. I. Hood & Co,, Lo.wpll. Mass.! ‘•We have used. Hood’s Sarsaparilla in our family for many years past, with great benefit. We have with confidence, recommended it to others for their various ailments, almost all of whom have certified to great benefit by its -us,e. We can Honestly and Cheerfully recommend it as the best blood purifier we have ever tried. We have used others, but none with the beneficial effect of Hood’s. Also we deem Hood’s Pills and Olive Ointment invaluable. Mrs. Stone says she cannot do without them.” Rev. J. P. Stone. Better than Cold Mr. Geo. T. Clapp, of Eastondale; Mass., says: "I am 82 years of age, and for 30 years have suffered with running sores on one of my legs. A few years ago I had two toes amputated, physicians saying I was suffering from gangrene and had but A Short Time to Live Eight months ago as a neighbor urged me. I began taking Hood’s Sarsaparilla, The whole lower part of my leg and foot was a running sore, but it has almost completely healed and I can truthfully say that I am in better health than! have been for many years. I havetaken no other medicine and consider that I owe all my improvement to Hood’s Sarsaparilla It is better than gold.” “I cheerfully verify the above statement of Mr. Clapp, have known 30 years. “■ J. M. Howard, Drugg st, Eastondale, Mass. Hood’i . ff/txa are purely vegetable.

The late John B. Gough’s books will be sold at auction in Boston on March 22. The Only One Ever Printed—Can You Find the Word? There is a 3-inch display advertisement in this paper this week which has no two words alike except one word. The same is true of each new one appearing each week from the Dr. Harter Medicine Co. This house places a crescent on everything they make and publish. Look for it, send them the name of the word, and they will return you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL LITHOGRAPHS or samples free. It doesn’t add any additionally wise reas ■on to many strikes for shorter hours tha hey take place in winter, when the days re already short enough. A Prompt and Pleasing Way of Easing Asthmatic Wheezing. Use Hals’s Honey or Horehound and Tab. Pixn’a Tooti» Drops cure in one minute. A woman uiay not be a good laundress, but she generally knows how to take the wrinkles out of a man’s choler with a flatiron. Beecham’s Pills are not a new remedy. They have been used in Europe for 50 years, all well tested and excellent. SUN DOGS? During the past week the West has been visited with a peculiar appearance in the sky known as the ‘sun dogs. ” In some places beautiul solar halos were observed, and at night a cross has been seen on the moon. These halos are caused by the reflection of the sunlight through crystals of ice and snow floating in the upper atmosphere. They were the immediate result of the blizzard from the northwest. A great many people are superstitious enough to think that they portend some dreadful calamity. The only thing that they give warning of is this: They indicate cold weather, and we should therefore be careful about taking cold. When' we do take cold we should take Reid’s German Cough and Kidney Cure and be -speedily cured. This great remedy is the best thing in the world for every, form of lung trouble. If your druggist will not order it for you, write to us. Small bottles 25c, large ones 50 cents. Sylvan Remedy Co. , Peoria, 111.

Lafayette stock farms, laFayette.ind. Importers and breeder* of the great German Hanoreran Oldenburg Coach *tallion. Royal Belgium. Clydeedale. Engliah Shire, Norman, Trotting and Pacing bred Stallion* of *ll the fashionable breed*. Morgan Horae*. Jack*. Some trotting and pacing atallions with low records. Our *econd importation in lo«l just arrived in hue condition. We are the only firm in United State* that keeps all the above breeds on hand. Our German Coach horse* are all registcred in German and American book*, and government approved. Have now ton hand 7» stallion, ready for service. We will compete with any firm In the wSWWilGffilWKWgfttuj, United States in Prices. Terms and Quality. Write for catalogue for full par■iWfflfWMKWW'PlwXW ticulnr*. .Yeution this paper. Farm adjoining the city. City stable* ItOand 142 Main St. Address LA FAYETTE STOCK FARM, * La Fayette, Tippecanoe County Indiana. THE COST IS THE SAME. M>TER SO YEARS. f RjCW THE HARTMAN STEEL PICKET FENCE *I/“a everlMHUnr. ILLUMRa CATAr.T>GUE WUlfl-RICKS AXO UAII.hb ntbl.. Address your nearest agent. HAKTMA.v MFG. hO, Hkavwr Fell.; P. C. R. TALBOTT CO.; Nos. 1 and 2 Wiggins Block, CINCINNATI, OHIO, * General Agents for Southern Indiana and Southern Ohio.

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SYKES’ SURE CURE The great remedy for CATARRH The large number of certificates received of the virtues of this preparation in the treatment of this unpleasant disease abundantly attest its efficacy. It Is the only medicine now on tho » market adapted to Catarrh, that performs what it promises, and effects, not only a speedy relief, but a permanent cure. Unlike many nostrums now before the public, it does not dry up temporarily the nasal discharges, but eradicates the producing cause, thus leaving the system in a sound and healthy condition Ask your druggist for a bottle of Sykes’ Sure Cure for Catarrh and Atmospheric Insufflator and you Will be healed of malady. For sale by all druggists. ROSS GORDON, Lafayette, Ind Wholesale Agent. W*. . V/XQf THE ONLY TRUE (Sp IRON WTONIC Will purify BLOOD, regnlatb KIDNEYS, remove EIVXB disorder, build strength, renew appetite, restore health an* vlgorof you th. Dyspepsia, Indigestion, thattlredfMl. inr absolutely eradicated. Mind brightened, brain , power increased, | 1 ■fill* A bones, nerves, mna. :l|lr clcs, receive new force. I B II Ir \ eniYcrlng from complaint* noI. H U I L l) cullar to tbclrscx, using It, find a safe, speedy euro. Rotnrne rose bloom on cheeks, beautifies Complexion. ' Sold everywhere. All genuine roods bear “Crescent- ’’ Send us 2 cent stamp for 32-paae pamphlet. 08. HARTER MEDICINE CO.. St Louis, Ma

FIT FOLKS REDUCES T>TT T?CJ Remedy Free. Inetaat Roller 1 1 jLjCV laal cur * ln 10 ’*•*'*• Ne’er rethrew . , , "<> purge; no ealve; noeoppoeitorr. A victim tried In v tin every remedy, tea dieoovered a eirnple cure, whUh lie will mall »ree to hie fellow ulfrrtre. Artdreee J. H. REEVES, buy 3390, ' -vr_ York City, >. Y. * VARICOCEiE^ <I to any onK 8. FRANKLIN, Mnala Dealer, Mashall, Mich. I N U M-eW