Rensselaer Republican, Volume 24, Number 13, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 November 1891 — Page 3

Uimtrm |r. w re It isn't the usual way —it’s just the reverse —to pay a patient when you can’t cure him. Nevertheless, that’s what’s done by the proprietors of 5t Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. They promise to pay you SSOO if they can’t euro your catarrh, no matter how bad the case. It isn’t mere talk—it’s —business. You can satisfy yourself of it, if you’re interested. And you ought to be, if you have catarrh. It’s faith in their medicine that’s behind the offer. It has cured thousands of the worst cases, where everything else failed. You can bo cured, too. If you can’t, you get the money, They’re willing to take the risk —you ought to be glad to take the medicine. It’s the cheapest medicine you can buy, because it’s guaranteed to give satisfaction, or your money is returned. You only pay for the good you get. Can you ask more? That’s the peculiar plan all Dr, Pierce’s medicines aro sold on. SHILOH’S CONSUMPTION CURE. The sueee** of this Great Cough Core b without a parallel in the history of medicine. All druggists are authorized to sell it on, a positive guarantee, a test that no other cure can successfully stand. That it nwy become known, the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, ate placing a Sample Bottle Free into every home In the United States and Canada. If you have • Cough,, Sote Throat, or Bronchitis; use it, for It will cure you. ■ls your child has the Croup, Or Whooping Cough, use it promptly, and relief Is sure. If you dread that insidious disease Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist for SHILOH’S CURE, Price io cts., to cts. and SI.OO. If your Lungs are sore or Back lame, we Shiloh’s Forous Plaster, Price 25 ctt.

R. M E R ' S Kidney, Liver and Biadder Cure. The Great Specific for “Brleht’a ddii»nae,” urinary troubles, kidney difficulties, ana Impure blood. IF YOU have sediment In urine like brick iu«t. frequent calls or retention; IF YOG have travel, catarrh of the bladder, excessive desire, dribbling or stoppage of urine. WTOC havo torpid liver, malaria, dropsy, Cever and ague, gall stone, or gout; IF VOll feel irritable, rheumatic, stitch in tho Hack, tired -or sleepless and all unstrung; IWAJIP-HOOT builds up quickly a rundown constitution, and makes tho weak strong. ■ Guarantee- Use contents of Ono Bottle, if you are not iMneflted, Druggist will refund to you the price paid. At Druggists, GOe. Size, SI.OO Slzo, : , = ‘lnvalids’ Guide to Health” sent frec-ConViltation free Dr. Kilmer 4;-Co., Binghamton, N. Y. GRATEFUL— CO ivl FORTIN a, EPPSS COCOA BREAKFAST. "By . thorough lcoowledte or the natural lawt witch govern the operations of dige ttou and nutr.’ U >n, aud by u careful appllo ation of the flna propci - ties of eel -s looted Coooa, Mr. Epns has provld d our breakfast tables vrltb a delicately flavoured beverage wuiou may save us many heavy doctors’ bills. It Uoy too judloiojt use of suoh articles of dirt that soonicltutloa may b» gr dually built up uni! Strong enough to resist evory tendency to dl-eaae. Hun...eds of subtle maladies an boat Inc around u, feady to attack wherever there is a weak po nr. We may escape many a fatal shaft by keeping oureelves well forclils 1 wlt i -rare blood a'd a properly nourished frame.”—"C’ii’.'l Seririoe daoett;. ” Made simply with bold it water or milt. Told only ft half-pound tins, i.y Groc r*. labelled thus: JA.UKsi fcl'l’H tfcOO.. Ho.nneopathio Chemists, - I.osdos. Ksor.asn Cl©®®O © © © ® saw THE SMALLEST PILL IN THEWORL3! _ Z TUTT’S Z Vtitsy liver pills® A have all the virtues of the larger ones; , ,s *3* equally effective; purely vegetable. 9 Exact size shown in this border. e» 7Sc T l Llo Pennsylvania Agricultural Works, York, Pa. Farqsbar’s Standard Engines and Saw Mills. «end for Catalogue. Portable, Btatlonary. Traction /J A A Engine* a specialty a ‘ r *“ t<KJ t<,u M or superior to Address A. B. r A Kuril AB A CO. York, Pa ■% M M A AN AK ESIS rives instant Oil LV Is# ■■ ■■ Mk Prirc. «t: at drurkists or ’ ■ I iifci V Duziiim, Mew Yoaa Cm. BARFIELD TEAS M of Bad eating; cures Kick Headache; rest orueGomplexioa; ruresCon.it I pat ion. * mt *o b» bull ka* l« tea Sum, tu Tat

Some November Happenings.

Harpers Young People. \ y On November 9, 1620, the weary, wave-tossed pilgrims on board the bravo little Mayflower, caught the first glimpse of the New England coast. A year later Governor Bradford issued the first Thanksgiving proclamation, thus instituting a festival which, after being confined for more than two hundred years to New England, at length became national in its character and is now observed on the last Thursday of each November through the length and breadth of our land. Another of our national days, that on which we honor the memories of those who died for their country’s sake, was .also first observed in November. Although Memorial Day, now comes on the 30th of May the the first visiting and decoration of of our soldiers’ graves was on the occasion of the dedication of the National Cemetery at Gettysburg in November, 1863. In the same month of the same year were fought the terrible battles of Missionary Ridge and Lookout Mountain {“the battle above the clouds”) just outside of Chattanooga. At the same time the siege of. Knoxville was in progress and the month was filled with events of thrilling interest from its first day to its last, In one sad November during the Revolution the American army was driven from its last stronghold in the vicinity of New York city, while a joyous November seven years later witnessed the evacuation by British troops of the same city, now become their last stronghold in the land they had hoped to conquer. All the Young People readers in Ohio and Washington should know and remember that their States were admitted to the Union in November, though the eighty-seven years older as a State than the one thatonly came in two years ago. in this month, nineteen years ago, the city of Boston was the scene of a conflagration so terrible that it burned over sixty acres of massive stone, brick, and iron buildings in the very business heart of the community, and destroyed $70,000,000 of property before its awful fury was stayed. The most notable November in our history was that one in 1765, the first day of which was observed throughout the thirteen colonies as a period of mourning on account of the going into effect of the hated Stamp Act. It increased the burden of taxation Upon those who had no voice in their own government, and aroused them to such a sense of injustice that ten year’s later they rebelled. and the war of the Revolution was begun. On the first day of November, therefore, the church bells were solemnly tolled, flags floated at half-mast, and business was everywhere suspended. All over the .land such men as Samuel Adams, Patrick Henry, James Otis, and John Adams addressed patriotic speeches to throngs of their countrymen, and fired their hearts with thoughts of a glorious independence.

The November of 1861 will ever be famous in our political history because in that month, for the first and only time, two presidents were olected within these United States — Abraham Lincolu to rule in Washington, and Jefferson Davis in Rich,mond. To our neighbors across the Rio Grande November is as dear a month as July is to us, for on its sixth day, in 1813, the Mexicans proclaimed their independence of the crown of Spain, ana formed the second greatest republic of the Western hemisphere.

Spotting a Smell.

Jfo-wAEm-k World. He was walking along Sackett street, near Court, in Brooklyn, when he suddenly stopped and sniffed the air in all directions. His nose had found a familiar odor,and pretty soon he traced jt to a certain chimney and ascended the steps of a house and rang the bell. “Excuse me, ma’am,” he said to the woman who came to the door, “but do you keep a cook?” “Yes, sir,” she replied, as she looked at him in a puzzled way. “Is she in at the present time?” “Yes, sir, but she doesn’t want to see no agents.” “Oh, I'm no agent, ma’am. You just call Vo the cook through the speaking tube that that the water has all boiled out of her potatoes, and that the said potatoes are burning. Smell ’em very plainly in the

The Secret of Fine Pastry. Is wholly in using Dr. Price’s Cream Baking Powder. The only pure Cream Tarter Powder sold on the market. Other brands contain either ammonia, alum or some other adulterant. Ammonia or alum powders dry out, make tha , dough too porous, leaving a bitter taste, etc. No agency has assisted so much toward perfection in cookery as Price’s Cream Baking Powder. Its ingredients are simple and so blended as to exist in exact chemical proportions, so after use there is never any excess of either left in the food. Hence there can be no impurities whatever left in the finished food. No bitter taste, ho taint of ammonia, but food raised with Dr. Price’s Cream Baking Powder partakes of the natural sweet flavor of the flour and keeps moist and fresh for days. This powder possesses qualities peculiar to it alone. No other makes such delicious pastry. No other contains the white of eggs.

street. Happens every day at my own house. Cook is probably reading a novel, or got a celd iff the head. That’s all, ma’am—no trouble at all—good evening.”

Mistah Carr’s Compliments.

Detroit Free Press. He was standing at the corner es Hastings and Gratiot street when another young man about his age came along, and the first one said: “Look heah, Mr. Carr, I want to gib yo’ a few words ob advice.” “Well, sahr “Yo’ seem to be payin’ yo’’teushuns somewhat to a young lady named Miss Perkins.” “Yes, sahr—yes, sah.” “Bin buyin' her boxes of candy an’ sendin’ up bokays, I understan. ’ “Jess so, sah.” “Well, sah, in order to save you furder bodder an’ expense, I will inform yo’ dat I am dun ingaged to marry Miss Perkins in the nigh fucher.” “’Zactly, sah, ’zactly; an’ in order to save you furder bodder an’ expense I will inform you dat Miss Perkins becum Mrs. Carr last ebening at 8 o’clock. Weddin’ strictly private. No keerds.”

Rare Metals.

Some rare metals, and possessing special qualities are required for certain work. Thus palladium is used in making some parts of time pieces, and iridium for the points of gold pens. Lithium is the , lightest of metals. Rhodium is extremely hard and brittle and is only fusible at a very high temperature, and iridium is the heaviest substance hitherto discovered. The uninitiated have no idea of the value of these very scarce products, which are most of them far more precious than gold or silver, so far as their market value is concerned. AZAa: t : ■ - -

Progress.

It is very important in this age of vast material progress That a remedy be pleasing to the taste and to the eye, easily taken, acceptable to the stomach and healthy in its nature and effects. Possessing these qualities, Syrup of Figs is the one perfect laxa* tive and most gentle diuretic known,

Surface of the Moon.

Prof. Holden, of the Lick Observatory, by means of its great telescope has taken a picture of the moon, which is said to be a triumph of astronomical photography. Professor Weinck,of the Observatory of Prague who has probably studied the surface of the moon more than any other helped Prof. Holden in the delicate work of making tfie negative. A feature of the picture is the bed of a sea, of which Mr. Hop deu says: The large sea at tjje left hand of the cut is Mare Crisium. Its dimensions are 281 by 355 miles. Its area is about that of Ohio and Indiana combined. It is, in fact, not a sea, but the floor of a great plain — which may once have been a sea, but which is now like one of tho small plains on the island of Hawii, only on a grander scale. To give an idea of the vertical scale it may be noted highest mountains surrounding the sea are about 11,000 feet.” The professors of the Lick Observatory are taking a series of Pictures of the moon, from which an immense map is ultimately to be made. The work wilLcost $5,000.

How’s This?

Wc offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any case of catarrh that cannot be cured by taking Hall’s Catarrh'Cure. F. J. CHENEY i CO.. Props. Toledo, O. ’ We the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable In all business transactions and linancially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm. West & Truax.Wholesale druggists,Toldo, 0., Wadding. Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale druggists, Toledo, O. Hail s Catarrh Cure is taken internally.acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of tho system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75c. per bottle. Hold by aildrugglsta.

Worth Seeing.

New York Press. “Where are all the people running to?” “There's a procession, oi American citizens of foreign birth going down the street.” “Huh! Those processions are common enough.” “Yes, but this one is carrying nothing but American flags.” A good deal of the animosity o Chili toward the United States-is probable due to the machinations <m the British residents of that country but a considerable share of-it must be ascribed to ignorance and cussedness on the part of the Chilians themselves.

Come to Stay.

The terribly aggravated form of influenza which physicians on the oontinent of Europe designate-as ‘la grippe.” seems to have effected’a permanent lodgment this side the Atlantic. it makes its reappearance as soon as the cool Weather sets in, and not infrequently during the summer months. In the spring it is rampant. Nothing checks its first attack, or so eflectuaUy counteracts its subsequent ravages as Hoatetter’g Stomach Bitters. The fortifying, invigorating influence of that beneficent tonic protects the system against the dangers which beset a feeble physique and a weakly constitution consequent upon abrupt transitions of temperature. It diffuses a genial warmth through the diaphragm, which is the best corrective or preventive of a ohill, and is a means of neutralizing the effect of exposure in damp or rigorous weather. In dyspepsia, liver complaint, costiveness, rheumatism, malarial and kidney troubles it is never resorted to without good results, “Henry Is a grflht head-worker,” said the fond mother. “He won several prizes at college for sculling.”

The Only One Ever Printed—Can You Find the Word?

There Is a 3-inch display advertisement In this paper this week which has no two words alike except one word. The same is true of each ndw one appearing each week from the Dr. Hkrter Medicine Co. This house places a crescent on everything they make and publish. Look for it, send them the name of the word, and they will return you BOQX, BEAUTIFUL LITHOGRAPHS or samples free. Cough Away If You Want To, but if not, use Hale’s Honey of Horshound and Tar. Pike’s Toothache Drops Cure in one minute. For Bronchial, Asthmatic and Pulmonary Complaints,“Brown’s Bronchial Troches” have remarkable curative-properties. Sold only in boxes.

I INT A DAY. Lawrence, Kans., Aug. 9, 1888. ■ /Mr George Patterson fell from a second-story 9fa i & window, striking a fence. I found him using II ST. JACOBS OIL. H He used it freely all over his bruises. I saw 89 him next morning at work. All the blue spots xwb. rapidly disappeared, leaving neither pain, scar nor swelling. C. K. NEUMANN, M. D. “ALL RIGHT! ST, JACOBS OIL DIO IT.” nnunuwiwwci: About seven years ago I had Bronchitis, which finally drifted into Consumption, so the doctors said, and they had about given me np. I was confined to my bed. One day my husband went for the doctor, v but he was not in his office. The drnggistsent me a bottle of Piso’s Cure for Consumption. I took two doses of it, and was greatly relieved before the doctor came. He told me to continue its use as long as it helped me. I did so, and the result is lam now sound and well —entirely cured of Consumption—Mrs. P. E: Baker. Harrisburg, Illinois, February 20, 1891. I have had Catarrh for many years, but never found anything that did me any good until I con- j eluded to try Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh. After using it a few times I found great relief, and would not be without it now.—Mrs. Belle Woodruff, Lawler, lowa, July 21, 1891.

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A Prominent G. A. R. Man.

Ever since I came out of the Army in ’63 j had been in poor health, suffering from Kidney and Liver Complaint. Swamp-Hoot did me more good than all the other medlcinos I had ever taken. At present am feollng better than f or years. It is the best medicine on earth. W. Spencer, 30th, Ind. Inf., Elkhart, Isd.

Effective Advertising.

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U WtibiflG El St. Vitus Dance Cured. VIU „ Ban Andbrao, Cal., Feb., 18®. My boy, 13 yeari old. was to affected by St, Vitus Dance that be could not go to school for two years. Two bottles of Pastor Koenig’s Nerve Tonic restored his health, and he is now attending school again. MICHAEL O’CONNEL. Delhi, Ohio, Feb., 1881 A young man, 28 years old, is subject to a rush of blood to the head, especially at the time of the full moon, and he at such times raves and is out of his mind Pastor Koenig’s Nerve Tonic helps him every time, REV. W. SCHOLL. Indianapolm, Ind., ( - „ »8 Northwest 8t„ Oct. 8,1890. f After doctoring four months for nervous trouble and finding no relief, a friend recommended me to try Koenig's Nerve Tonic. I used only two bottles, and I thank God now I am so haarty and well that I can again attend to my business, which is by no means an easy one. L. LEONHARD, PHPF-A Valuable Book an Nervous h I/I* H Diseases sent free to any address, I Hi r and poor patients can also obtain I IlLk this medicine free of Charge. This remedy has been prepared by the Reverend Pastor Koenig, of Fort Wayne, Ind., since 18m and U now prepared under his direction by the KOENIG MED. CO.. Chicago, 111. gold by Prqgglits at 91 per Bottle. 6 for 95, Lance Size, 91.75. 6 Bottles for 90. gOODHEALTH IS BSUiH Sltriß. Rend stamp for sample copy-to the edUor.Dr. UNO. H. DYE. Buffalo. New York.

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“German Syrup”! Here is an incident from the South —Mississippi, written in April, 1890, just after the Grippe had visited that country. “I am a farmer, one of those who have to rise early and work late. At the beginning of last Winter I was on a trip to the City* of Vicksburg, Miss., where I got well drenched in a shower of rain. 1 went home and was soon after seized with a dry, hacking cough. This grew worse every day, until I had! to seek relief. I consulted Dr. Dixoo who has since died, and he told mo to get a bottle of Boschee’s German Syrup. Meantime my cough grew worse and worse and then the Gripp« came along and I caught that also very severely. My condition then compelled me to do something. I got two bottles of German Syrup. I began using them, and before taking much of the second bottle, I was entirely clear of the Cough that had hung to me so long, the Grippe, and all its bad effects. I felt tip-top and have felt that way ever since.”' PeterJ.Brials, Jr., Cayuga, Hines Co., Miss. O A BRIDAL PRESENT. Miss Adell Gourley of Claysville,' Pa., who became a bride a few days ago, received from her father a farm' of 180 acres in the Claysville oil field with twelve producing wells. Her income from these wells is S3O a day’ at present. Miss Gourley is in luck, but she will do well to remember that married life has its responsibilities. She ought—therefore to see that her household is provided with; Reid’s German Cough & Kidney Cure. This great remedy is the best thing on the mar-j ket for all coughs, colds and maladies of the respiratory organs. This great remedy contaips no poison and it ii* impossible to take an over-* dose, but it is“ mild and heah, ing, gives relief to the suffer-* er at once. For sale by ail) druggists. Sylvan Remedy Co., Peoria, IlL| OKLAHOMA. Did you know that over 4,000,000 acre* of FINE FARMING LAND wffl be opened to HOMESTEAD settlement when the Cheyenne & Arapahoe reservation comes o. THB FREE PRESS gives all information weekly or oil, climate, products and latest developments. sl. a year. FREE PRESS, KINGFISHER, OKLA. t nvvnn cancers and tumors. I I 11 If I* No Knife, no plasters, and hut 1 (jlllLJj pain, Most patients oan w go home on the next train. The Quickest and Surest treatment in .the world. Medicines sent to cure small external cancers. DR. B. FRANK TOMLIN, 6th and Ohio Sts., Terre Haute, Ind.

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