Rensselaer Republican, Volume 24, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 October 1891 — The Church Supplies Two. [ARTICLE]

The Church Supplies Two.

The Pastor’s Wife—Dr. Talk well exchanges with my husband next Sunday. Thoughtless Parishioner—lndeed! Perhaps I can persuade my husband to come to church.—Life. A man, last Sunday, was about to lay his hand upon the door of the church, when a little girl in the street said: “You can’t get in there, mister.” “Why,” he said, “isn’t this church?” “Yes,” said the little girl, “but the preacher has gone to Europe for six months and taken God with him.;’— Detroit Tribune.