Rensselaer Republican, Volume 24, Number 7, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 October 1891 — Pattison's Lament. [ARTICLE]

Pattison's Lament.

Tis the voice of the candidate; Hear him complain: "They’ve kissed me quite dizzy. They’ll kiss me again. If this thing continues With nothing to balk My mouth will be twisted Until I can’t talk." —Washington Star. •