Rensselaer Republican, Volume 24, Number 7, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 October 1891 — Suggestions Not Feasible. [ARTICLE]

Suggestions Not Feasible.

Mrs. Staggers —I don’t know what to do with my husband. He just stavs around the house all the time and growls. Mrs. Dialling—Why don’t you make him go to work? Mrs. Staggers —It is't respectable to work the growler. Andrew Carnegie says in speaking of ocean steamers with respect to their future speed: “Make a note of this, that within two years I shall leave Queenstown about 2 p. m. on Sunday and be at Sandy Hook about 2 p.m. Friday.” It is not presumed that Mr. Carnegie is gotng into the steamboat business; this is merely a prediction.