Rensselaer Republican, Volume 24, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 October 1891 — Page 5 Advertisements Column 5 [ADVERTISEMENT]

The M«xt Thiar te Order. Miss Summit—Have yon heard the drsaiful news about Miss Rings ter? Yesterday she jumped outof a three story windew and killed herself. Miss Palisade—Oh, isn’t it awful! Whet did site have on?—Cloak Review. A Landin»rk. Miss Notinette(at the Seaside) —1 don* know whcilief you know me or not. but 4 was here last year. Miss Highplane (extending her finger tips}—Oh, yes, I recognized you at once by your gown.— Cloak Review. The Syntax Perfect. I love to hear Clarissa talk. It always make me glad; Though entro nous, I must confess. Her grammar’s very bad. But there’s one way she speaks to me, That none can Criticise; SLo never makes the least mistake. When talking with her eyes. A Reasonable View. Lady to Tramp— l This is the third time you have called here today. "LTTramp—lt is true, mtwltyn, but lam sure you wouldn’t want a man to get along with any less than three meals a dAy.—Exchange. A Wiopder of Mmk rn Science, r She—'So she reached Paris yesterday! How wonderful it is that the news can be sent so safely over the ocean cable through so many miles of salt water! He—Yes, and be so fresh!—Life. Well, We Should Smile. Sitting on the sandy shore. Where the wavelets beat, With a lovely summer girl. Pink and white and sweet. Don’t you wish that you Hud a bag of money, and Nothing else to do? —Detroit Free Press. —„ Jlow It, Ilaptioood. Horrified Mother —I should like to know how you happened to let young Simpkins . kiss you ? Daughter—l— l thought no one was looking.—New York Weekly.

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