Rensselaer Republican, Volume 24, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 October 1891 — CONDIMENTS. [ARTICLE]

CONDIMENTS.

Dudley—“By Jove! What a tall fellow Jones is.” Dudley—“ Don't see it, old man. He’s always short when I meet him.” ’ ». While climbing a tree after a ’possurn the other night, we broke our leg. Thank the Lord for Georgia and an accident policy.—Atlanta Constitution. It’s strange about a man and a pistol when he’s got it pointed at you. You want the man to gooff but you don’t want the pistol to. “You have forgotten something, sir,” said the waiter, as the diner was leaving. “Keep it for your honesty,” replied the generous man. Jagson says-> Nature did a mean thing when she gave the giraffe such a long throat, and refused to make Kentucky his native state. Overheard on Chestnut street—“We summered at Newport and we’ll fall at Atlantic, but I havn’t thought yet where we will spring. ” A colored philosopher is reported to have said: “Life, my breddern, am mos’ly made up of prayin’ for rain and then wishin’ it would cl’ar off “That goes without saying,"“said Miss Bleeker in the course of a conversation. “Yes, replied Miss Ba&kbay, of Boston; “it perambulates without articulation. ” - Chicago Hospitality.—Mrs. Calurm et—“Do let me offer you some, wine, Mr. Bleecher. But I am afraid you will find it rather old. We have had it in the cellar for two weeks.” Dr. Paresis —“I think, Mrs. Butts, it would do your husband good to feed him on goat’s milk awhile.” Mrs Butts—“ But, doctor, my husband is very headstrong now. ’ Uncle Josh (who has awakened hiinself §noring). —“Well, I swan,you don’t catch me coming to such a noisy city as that again. Aman can’t even go to sleep.”