Rensselaer Republican, Volume 24, Number 3, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 September 1891 — A Good Elevator. [ARTICLE]

A Good Elevator.

Judge. Wickstaff (on stepladder, trying to hang picture)—‘This dictionary isn’t enough. Isn’t there anything else {rou can give me to put on top of this adder?” Mrs. Wickstaff—“No; there isn’t a thing.” Wickstaff (brightly)—“Oh, yes there is. Hand me the gas bill.”' There have been seven marriages among the female clerks of a New York weekly paper in seven years, and they each occupied the same desk, which has become a greatly prised one among the remaining clerks.