Rensselaer Republican, Volume 23, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 August 1891 — Needless Theft. [ARTICLE]

Needless Theft.

C hicago Tribune. Magistrate—What is the charge asrainst this old man? Policeman—Stealing a lot of brimstone your honor. He was caught in i t.ie act. Magistrate (to prisoner)-—My aged 1 friend, couldn’t you have waited a few years longer.