Rensselaer Republican, Volume 23, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 July 1891 — No Counterfeit Infidels. [ARTICLE]

No Counterfeit Infidels.

Exchange. “Did you ever see a counterfeit $lO bill?” “Yes.” “Why was it counterfeited?” “Because the genuine bill was worth counterfeiting.” “Did you ever see a scrap of brown paper counterfeited?" “No. ‘‘Why not?’’ - - , ‘ ‘Because it was not worth counterfeiting.” “Did you ever see a counterfeit Christian?" “Yes.” “Why was he counterfeited?” “Because he was worth counterfeiting.” “Was he to blame for the coun terfeit?” “Of course not.” “Did you ever see a counterfeit infidel?’ “Why, no." “Why not?" “Ahem.” We pass the above catechk® along.