Rensselaer Republican, Volume 23, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 June 1891 — Page 3

BASE BALL, Pains and Aches AXp THE BEST REMEDY ABE INSEPARABLE. FOR THE PROMPT, SURE CURE Qf Sprains, Bruises, Hurts, Cuts, Wounds, Backache, RHEUMATISM, ST. JACOBS OIL HAS NO EQUAL.

ONK ENJOYS Both l the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acta gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system effectually, dispels colds, headaches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever produced, pleasing to the taste and acceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in ita effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, ita many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c and SI bottles by all leading druggists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will procure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it Do not accept any substitute. __ CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FHANCISCO, CAL. LOUISVILLE, KY. NEW VO9' " WHITE’S DANDELION te a combination of the preserved juices 01 .he true medicinal plants. Dandelion Stiliingia, Seal, Culvers Root Black Cobosh, Wild Yam, Gentian, Cotumbo, and other medicinal and aromatic foots, Barks and herbs, all of which are gathered at the proper season, and onlj ;he very best selected parts. Each are used and prepared by a process peculiar to this medicine, under the immediate supervision of Dr. A. R. White, a regular physician, and practical pharmacist of qianj years’ experience. It cures Dyspepsia Biliousness, Liver Complaint, Constipaxion and Sick Headache. It purifies the Blood and makes the weak strong and vigorous.

t CAI N | ONE POUND a |yf|y7 I Again of a found a day in the ) CASE OF A MAN WHO HAS BECOME “ALL } RUN DOWN,” AND HAS BEGUN TO TAKE S THAT REMARKABLE FLESH PRODUCER, I SCOTT'Sj Emulsion i OF PURE COD LIVER OIL WITH j Hypophosphites of Lime & Soda IS NOTHING UNUSUAL. THIS FEAT 5 HAS BEEN PERFORMED OVER AND OVER j again. Palatable as milk. En- j DORSED BY PHYSICIANS. SOLD BY ALL ) Druggists. Avoid substitutions and J IMITATIONS. IF YOU HAVE no appetite, Indigestion, Flatulence, SickHeadeahe, “all run down” or losing flesh, you will And Tull’s Pills Just what you need. They tone up the weak stomach and build up the flagging energies. -Mg . The Soap that Cleans Most is Lenox.

PEOPLE.

Charles A. Dana is. talcing billiard lessons from Maurice Daly. The King of Greece has made SB,000;000 in speculation on the London ’Change. Princess Beatrice may be said to be decidedly stout, as she weighs 210 pounds. Rokert Shaw, of Brooklyn, owns the old gun with which Israel Putnam shot the wolf.

Queen Marguerite, of Italy, is a devoted student of the Hebrew language and literature. Mark Twain will go abroad next month to be absent from home several years. His family accompany him. Ex-Congressman Barksdale, of Mississippi, is likely to be the successor of Mr. Walthall in the United States Senate. Count Von Moltke was a semi-in-valid until he reached his forties, and yet managed to survive more than half a century.

Miss Anna Dickinson’s manager announces that arrangements have been made for her appearance in England about June 1. James M. Eveleth, who died in Washington the other day at 89, had been for sixty-two years a clerk in the War Department. Governors Pattison and Abbett have made conditional promises to attend the unvelingof the monument to Henry W. Grady. That magnificent silver service, consisting of sixty pieces, is to be presented to Senator Gorman in Baltimore this week Thursday. __ In the absence of Baron de Fava r Senor Romero, the Mexican Minister, becomes the acting dean of the diplomatic corps in Washington. Ex-Empress Eugenie, while in Paris a few weeks ago, attracted attention by her pallor and feebleness. She is not expected to live much longer.

Lord Tennyson has a large dairy on the Isle of Wight and sells milk. Perhaps that is how he fell into the habit of watering his poetry. . Goethe presented about thirty volumes of his works to Harvard College, and they are in the library, with the author’s autograph in each volume. "7 Mme. Bernhardt left San Francisco on Friday for Australia. Her receipts in that city reached $40,045, the largest business she ever played to in one week.

Gen. Butler’s forthcoming book, it is said, will contain certain disclosures that will create sensations such as were produced by no previous war history. The appointment of Lieut. Clarke, of the United Stategcavalry, to serve with the Dusseldorf Hussas has evoked approving comments from the German press. iThere are 40,000 women studying in the various colleges of the country. And yet it is only twenty-five years since the first college in the land was opened to women.

Mrs. Jenness-Miller thinks that a short skirt with cloth top boots extending as far up as the knee, and an easy-fitting waist, is the most artistic form of Jdress it is possible to make. Lord Randolph Churchill’s promised book on his visit to Mashonaland is to appear first in a series of twenty letters in the London Graphic, for which he has been paid SIO,OOO. William Dean Howells has a charming house on Commonwealth avenue, Boston, which he leaves next autumn to reside in New York. He has soft blue eyes and a coy manner. Mrs. Jeannette Thurber has two daughters who are very skillful musicians.

Making a Bluff.

New York Sun. At about noon, as I was journeying on horseback through North Dakota, I came to a farm house which

From Indianapolis Hoosier TO TAKE THE WATER OUT. \ Visitor (at tne dom mill)—“ What’s that big machine f ” His Guide—“ That’* an extractor. It will take every drop of water oat of a bag or wet mg* in loos than a minute.” ViaiTOß— “They ought to have a machine l|ke the* in Well Street, and put the Manhattan

looked yery dilapidated, but whict might furnish a comfortable dinner, nevertheless. It seemed at first tc be deserted, buj after a while a bareheaded, coatless man answered my knocks and asked what was wanted. When-I told him he replied: ‘"Stranger, I’m sorry, but I can’t accommodate you. My wife is down with the chills. ” -. “Too bad.”

“And my oldest gal has got the jumping toothache. Just Jumped her clean over a chair.” “That’s hard lines." “And the other gal has been in bed three weeks with a thorn in her foot.” “I’m sorry/ “And I’ve got my every-other-day ager shake on or I- would cook something for you myself.” “Things seems to be going hard with you,” I suggested. “You’ve hit it stranger” he said, as he sat down on the doorstep and indulged in a long shiver. “The land ain’t what I thought it was.” “No?” “And I’ve had three crops fail on me.” _ “And some of us have been sick every day since we came into the State. Bam burned up last month.” “Did, eh?” “And some one run off my horses and wagon last week.” “I declare!” “And I’m dead broke and nothing in the house to eat except corn meal. “Well, well! Weren’t you discouraged?” “Tetotally.” “And why don’t you pull up stakes and leave?’!... “That’s it, stranger, why don’t I? I know I orter, and the old woman says I orter, but Tm/bangm’ on for a bluff.” “How’s that?”

“Eastern man got a mortgage for SBOO on this outfit, which aint worth S6OO, and I’m hangin’ on to bluff him into giving me SSO to vacate and travel. I’ve writ him if he won’t do it we ll all die in the house and haunt the ranch forever more, but he’s slow in making up his mind. Ever see a feller shake worse than I do stranger? It’s seven miles to the next house, and the old woman is hollering for water, and that jumping gal is jumping with another spell of toothache. Excuse haste, stranger, and keep straight on and you’ll fetch up at Brown’s”

Not Necessary.

New York Recorder. Joiles was catechising his newly married friend. “Did you kneel down when you proposed?” he asked. “No.” replied the friend. “Did you promise to give her all your money every week and to be home every night at dinner?” ““No,” answered the friend. “I married a widow. ”

No Harm Done.

Harper’s Bazar. Jaysmith—Look here, McCorkle, your dog bit me just now. McCorkle —I'm glad you told me. I’ll give the poor fellow an anti dote right away. Rio Vista, Colo., has an Enoch Arden. He is a native of England, who came to America to seek his fortune. Returning home after four years’ absence, he found his wife had remarried. He became a drunkard and has wandered about ever since. The island of Hawaii, the largest in the Sandwieh group, is constantly increasing in size, owing to the ever’ flowing streams of lava, which run out to sea and flow over, and make the shores of the island overhang the main stem of the formation.

The father of shoemaking in this country is said to have been one Abraham Lovering, who came over in the Mayflower, bringing with him a number of pelts to be worked into footwear for the colonists.

The Georgia editor who hax twentythree children doesn’t seem to have much trouble in getting out copy.

Woe! Woe! Unalterable Woe.

Why endure it daily, nightly, we had well nigh said, hourly. They do who are tortured by chronic rheumatism, The remedy, botanic, pure, safe and prompt, is at hand. Were the evidence in behalf of Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters collated, it would be fouhd to teem with well authenticated proofs that the medicine is both a preventive and a remedy in this malady of varying agonies and ever present danger. To forestall its chronic stage is the dictate of prudence. Renounce dangerous medication. Far more effective, more certain, more permanent in the beneficent consequences is the use of the Bitters. Experience endorses, the recommendation of physicians sanction its use. Begin early, use with persistence, and expect relief. Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters relieves constipation, biliousness, kidney ailments,dyspepsia and malarial trouble. Texas Siftings: It would seem that the proper place to cook mountain game would be on a mountain range.

Catarrh Can’t Be Cured

With! LOCAL APPLICATIONS, es they cannot reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh u-a blood or constitutional disease, and in order to cure it you have to take internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and muccns surfaces. Hall’s catarrh Cure is no quack medicine, it was prescribed by one of the best physicians in this country for years, and is a regular prescription. It is composed of the best tonics known, combined with the best blood purifiers, acting di-, rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect com bination of the two ingredients is what produce such wonderful results in curing catarrh. Sen for.testlmonlals free. F. J. CHENEY A CO., Props., Toledo, O. Sold by druggists, price 7oc. A writer in the Homestead says there little profit in ducks. The proprietor of a Seaside resort with a good bathing beach thinks differently. The children consent to be undressed and go to bed only on condition that mamma gives them eaoh one more Hr. Bull’s Worm Destroyers. They taste so good. Worms don’t like them, though. By mail. 25 cents. T ahn D. Park. Cincinnati. Ohio. Many a girl who now goes off summering expects to come home with a summer-ring on her finger.

How to Make Money.

Dear Sir— Having read Mr. Sargent's experience 1n plating with gold, silver and nickel, I am tempted to write of my success. I sent to H. K. Delno & Co., of Columbus, TT., for a *5 plater. I have had more tableware'and jewelry than I could plate ever since. I cleared $27 the first week and in three weeks $97. Any one can do plating and make money in any locality the year round. You can* get circulars by addressing the above firm. William Gray. Love is a sacred matter, but it is difficut tor a woman to make her fourth or fifth lover believe it.

MOUNTAINS AND OCEAN.

Rapid Transit and Improved Train Service via the Pennsylvania Lines. With the coming of the heated term Long Branch, Atlantic City and Cape May, Newport, Martha’s Vineyard, Nantucket ind the other places of summer sojourn ilong the coast of New Jersey, of Maine md Massachusetts, as well as the resorts jf the eastern mountains, come into the thoughts of thousands of persons in all parts of the United States. For to these retreats where there are hotels and boarding houses suited to every requirement ind to every purse, come all sorts and coniitions of men in pursuit of the health and vigor brought by the refreshing waves tnd strengthening air. Under the schedule of the Pennsylvania Lines, which will shortly be placed in effect, there will be especial adaptation of through train and through car service for reaching these resorts. Fast express trains with PullmaiK Sleeping and Dining Cars will , arrive at Philadelphia in time for connection with trains that bring the Jersey coast within two hours of that city. Connection will be made with the trains that run from New York throughout New England and with boats of the Fall Kiver Line that afford facility for a most delightful journey to the resorts of the New England coast. Tickets via the Pennsylvania Lines can be procured at any principal railway ticket office throughout the West and Northwest. A perspective map showing the situation of the various reports and a concise description of their attractions can be obtained upon application to any agent of the Pennsylvania Lines. It is a wonder that the Czar does not write a book when he has so many plots to ohoose from.| , FlT*.— All Fits stopped free by Dr. Kllne’e Ore* Nerve Restorer. No Fits after flrst days use. Mar velToui cures. Treatise and 12.00 trial bottle free t Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline,93l Arch St., Phila.,P The bpst cough mldicine is Piso’s Cure for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 25c.

Children Cry for Pitcher’s Castoria. When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Hiss, she clung to Castoria When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. | Ik mcC Who Values Refined LA Itu Complexion Must Use POZZONI’S MEDICATED COMPLEXION POWDER. togile If Dngyliti St Fancy (tods DeaJtn Emywkara DYSPEPSIA Is the prevailing malady of civilized life. It causes distress after eating, sour stomach, sick headache, constipation of the bowels, debility, nervousness, and many times the dyspeptic imagines he is about to die of heart disease. It will not get well of itself, hut requires careful attention, and a reliable ana harmless remedy,such as White’s Dandelion It cures Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Liver and disorders, it purifies the Blood, makes the weak strong and hrings joy and sunshine to the despondent. i loyal jp fence wnm MJI Saves one-half of your posts f ■ saves wire, stretches the wire aaßykflH BE keeps It from sagging, break wlaU In*. or becoming unsightly One lock will control one ” strand. 80 rode long; costs 10 cents, Alldealet-a. Circulars free. , Wire Fence Supply Co., Indianapolis. 'mmW%mr~ hlbstbated fubliULr CATIOHS, WITH MAPS, r BhflßM NORTH «. R. lUIIIIIO zziaisrwrtf&t, *%££***• «• m*. i. Umax, uu *■. *. 1.& *, *t hu. m*

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