Rensselaer Republican, Volume 23, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 May 1891 — Page 3

SPRAINS. BRUISES. Ohio & Miss. Railway. . Office President and General Manager. Baltimore, Cincinnati, Ohio T Jan , r 1 . 8 'A 8 ? 0- . •■My foot suddenly 3 turned and gave* me ly in hip and side by a very severely a fell and suffered se- »*.«. *«*•<» Jacob*Oil resulted at completely cured once in a relief from me.” Wm.C. Harden, pa W?W. PEA body, Member of State Prest. 4 Gen’l Man’gr. Legislature. THE CHARLES A. vhfiglFß CO.. Baltimore. KA

SHILOH’S CONSUMPTION CURE. The success of this Great Cough Cure i without a parallel in the history of medicine All druggists are authorized to sell it on a pos Itive guarantee, a test that no other cure can sue cessfully stand. That it may become known, •the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, ar, .placing a Sample Bottle. Free into every horn, in the United States and Canada. If you hav, a Cough, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, fat it will cure you. If your child has the Croup, or Whooping Cough, use it promptly, and relie! is sure. If you dread that insidious diseaa Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist so, SHILOH’S CURE, Price io cts., *o cts. and 41.00. If your Lungs are sore or Back lame, tte Shiloh’s Porous Plaster, Price 25 cts. “ALL BUN DOWN” Is the cry of thousands of overworked, debilitated females. They do not feel real sick, but they are hardly able to drag . themselves around. White’s Dandelion Is the remedy needed in such cases. It purifies the blood, stimulates the Liver and Kidneys to action corrects irregularities and gives .tone and vigor to the PURIFY YOUR BLOOD. But do not us t the dangerous alkaline and mercurial preparations which destroy your nervous system and ruin the digestive power of the stomach. The vegetable kingdom gives us the best and safest remedial agents. Dr. Sherman devoted the greater part of his life to the discovery of this reliable and safe remedy, and all its ingredients are vegetable. He gave it the name of Prickly Ash Bitters! a name everyone can remember, and to the present day nothing has been discovered that is so beneficial for the BLOOD, for the LIVER, for the KIDNEYS and for the STOMACH. This remedy is now so well and favorably known by all who have used •II that arguments as to its<merits are useless, and if others who require a corrective to the system would but give it a trial the health of this country would be vastly a Improved. Remember the name—PRICKLY iSH BITTERS. Ask your druggist for it. PRICKLY ASH BITTERS CO., ST. LOUIS. MG The Cod 1 ThatHelpsto Cure I Cold. J] The disagreeable n/ taste of the COD LIVER OIL is dissipated in SCOTT’S EMULSION Of Pure Cod Liver Oil with 1 HYPOPHOSPHITES I OF X.IME -A.HTD SODA. The patient suffering from CONSUMPTION. BRONCHITIS, COI'GH, COLD, Oil ) WASTING DISEASES, may take the j remedy with a« much satisfaction as . 1 i would take milk. Physicians are pres crib- ) Ing It everywhere. It is a perfect emulsion. I ■ and a wonderful flesh producer. Take no other )

Tutt’s Pilis The dyspeptic, the debilitated, whether from excess of work of mind or body, drink or exposure in MALARIAL REGIONS, will find Tutt’s Pills the most genial restorative ever offered the suffering invalid. sale by aH Drujflfllsts. price SI.OO. The Soap that Cleans Most is Lenox.

SHORT-HAND.

The Tenth Lesion of our Practical Course of Home Instruction. BY ELDON MOHAN, Or THE ST. LOUIS COLLEGE or COKMSPO NDKSCB.

(Copyrighted.) , EXPLANATION. A large hook prefixed to r, m and n indicates an added I, as in coral or camel, line L A similar hook, when attached to I, shows an added r, as in color. A short, light tick, forming a sharp angle at the beginning of *, g, I, m, or w, expresses A. When hay cannot well be written, a small dot, placed beside a vowel dot or dash, may be used to express the aspirate. See Abraham, line 2. A small hook prefixed to Z,r,m, or n, expresses w; see wail, work, line 14. A large w-hook is also prefixed to t, d, k, and g, forming the double consonants, tw, dw, kw, and gw. See twin,quack, line 3. A large final hook, knowr.as the shun-hook, is used for the syllables,' sion, cion, tion, shion, etc. See station, fashion, line 4. When* precedes it, this syllable is represented by a little curl on the opposite side, as in physician, line 4. This curl, when initial, stands for n, as in enslave. A narrow loop expresses st, and a broad one str. Line 5. Doubling a curve adds tr, dr, or tbr. Line 6. Half-length stems addt, ord. See lines 7,8 and 9. Observe, Ist, that lis not pronounced until all vowels and hooks which are appended to the stem have first been sounded; 2nd, that s, if final, is sounded after t; that I, r, m and n, are shaded for d (line 9) except when a hook is attached. Line 8. A vowel, to be read after a stem and before hook lor r, is struck through the stem, if a dash, or if a dot is changed to‘a small circle, preceding if a long, and following if a short vowel. Lino 10. Learn also Prefixes and Affixes, line U, and Coalescents, line 12. Learners are cautioned not to write the shortened letters more than half the usual, or standard length, else the two will become confounded. The practice of the writer should be rather to form these brief signs a trifle less than the standard length. To avoid confusion, not only must the halved letters not be too long, but those of standard length also should not be too short. Shortened curves are, in proportion to their length, bent somewhat more than full lengths; as an illustration, it win be seen that mA extends almost as far above the line as m. See middle, line 9. This practice adds to the angularity of many word-forms. When lor d is followed by a final vowel, it cannot properly be expressed by the halving principle; for, if it were so indicated, it would be impossible so to place the final vowel that it would be read last. To illustrate, tin might may be expressed by shortened m; but the employment of the stem t, in mighty, indicates the fact of a following vowel. This lesson is difficult, but will well repay close study. KEY TO PLATE 10. 1 Learn color coral relate camel million tunnel analogy. 2 Hack hug hum hole hire whack Abraham mayhem. 8 Wall wore swine wine twin dwell quack Guinn. 4 Option passion station separation fashion physician compensation enslave. 5. Post coasting vest gazed against boaster fluster punster. 6 Letter order father weather cumber anchor. 7 Boat moat note gate plight died sobbed blade voted political. 8 C its freights paint gift draft blend strained wei. .nend weld. 9 Mode send old sword middle needle failed poured attempt Ibnged. 10 Core gall cull chart chill counterbalance circumstance selfish. 11 Complain introduce recommendation recognize castings yourself ourselves friendship. 12 Weed warwoke wit web yield yoke youth Yeddo. Translate lines 13,14 and 15.

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If You Would Be Healthy.

Don't contradict your wife. Don’t tell a man he is a stranger to the truth because he happens to 1; smaller than yourself. Errors of this kind have been known to be disastrous. Never go to bed with cold or damp feet. Leave them beside the kitchen lire where they will be handy to put on in the morning. ... —— It is bad to lean your back against anything cold, particularly when it is an icy pavement upon which your vertebral arrangement has carromed with a jolt that shakes the buttons off your coat. Always eat your breakfast before beginning a journey. If you haven’t any breakfast don’t journey. After violent exercise —like putting up the stove or ndtling down carpets—never ride around town in an open carriage. It is better to walk. It is also cheaper. When hoarse, speak as little as possible. If you are not hoarse it won’t do you any harm to keep you mouth shut, too. Don’t light the fire with kerosene. Let the hired* girl do it. She hasn’t any wife and children. You have. Don’t roam around the house in your bar? feet at the dead of night trying to pick up stray tacks. Men have been known to dislocate their jaw through this bad practice. When you see a man put the lighted end of a cigar in his month, don’t ask him if it is hot enough. Serious injury has often resulted from this habit.— PAiladeZpbia Inquirer.

It’s sometimes said patent nedicines are for the ignorant. 1 . The doctors foster this <dea. “The people,” we’re told, ‘-are mostly ignorant when it comes to medical science.” . Suppose they are I What *a sick man needs is not knowl*edgfo but a cure, and the medicine that cures is the medicine for the sick. Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery cures the “do believes ” and the “ don’t believes.” There’s no hesitance about it, no “if” nor “possibly.” It says—“l can cure you, only do as I direct.” Perhaps it fails occasionally. The makers hear of it when it does, because they never keep the money when the medicine fails to do good. Suppose the doctors went on that principle. (We beg the doctors’ pardon. It wouldn’t do!) Choking, sneezing and every other form of catarrh in the head, is radically cured by Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. Fifty cents. By druggists.

SOMEWHAT CURIOUS.

A New York Hebrew has sued a newspaper for calling him a Christian. He wants $2,500. The aggregate number of wife murders by drunken husbands in the United States since January 1, 1889, is 3,004. On dark nights a white light can _be seen further than any other color; on bright nights red takes the first place. A colored preacher of WaynesboroGa., is circulating a subscription pa, per in order to raise money to buy a set of false teeth. A farmer 1 of Henry county, Ga., claims that for fifteen years he has partaken of nothing in the shape of food or drink except buttermilk. A small iron safe containing about $12,000 worth of diamonds and other precious stones was dredged up from the bottom of the bay at San Francisco the other day. The settings of the jewelry are in the sixteenth century style. The longest bridge in the world is to be built on the estate of Prince Rad ziwill, in East Prussia. It will be of wood and four and three-fifths miles long. It appears by the Cuban census, which has just been taken, that there are now nearly 50,000 Chinese men in Cuba and only eighty-four Chinese women. — ; A curious fact, of which probably few New Yorkers are aware, is that the banking capital of the metropolis is smaller by $2,000,000 than that of Boston. It is costly to die in Mexico. The American friends of a man who died in that country had to pay a native undertaker $931 for his services, which were only ordinary. A ship railway is proposed in France to convey vessels from ti e Atlantic to the Mediterranean without having to go round by way of Gibralter. It will be 280 miles long. The water pump of* to-day is but an improvement on the Grecian indention which first came into use luring the reign of Ptolomies Philidelphos and Energetes, 280 to 221

Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system effectually, dispels colds, headaches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever produced, pleasing to the taste and acceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 500 and $1 bottles ny all leading druggists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will procure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. U» FMMCIBC9, ML, LOUIBVIU2, kt. ta r rowr.*• A

Of Interest.

The great Quebec organ, that has 5.772 pipes, is played by an organist who claims to own 2,775 pipes, only his are usGd-for smoking tobacco. His collection is one of the finest in the world. A Corry, Pa., lady, injured by a fall due to a poor sidewalk, offered to settle her suit against the city for S2OO, but the city officials insisted on the case going into court, and the lady won a $2,500 verdict. A woman who died at Mount Holly, N. J., on Thursday, had been confined to her bed for more than thirty years and had been attended by a physician every day of her illness. He therefore made over 10,950 visits, which is probably an unparalleled record. Boston papers show that fifty-seven corporations in Fall River, with an aggregate of $18,000,000 capital, have earned during the year less than two per cent., and in many instances nothing at all, and argue that labor has received its full share of compensation. One maa finds satisfaction in the thought that he is as good as ethers, and another in the knowledge that others are no better than he is.

O! The Misery of it.

Human wretchedness touches bottom iu sea sickness. Life is held a feather’s weight by the unfortunate afflicted with it. Why endure its atrocious internal convulsions when Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters relieves them instanter? Not only relieves, but prevents. It is not always on the "briny” that traveler s nausea is experienced. Railway journeying, riding with one’s back to the horses or the locomotive sometimes produces it in super-sensi-tive stomachs. Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters is always the prompt remedy. The mischievous properties of brackish water, the evil influence of miasma, unwholesome and unaccustomed food, excessive fatigue, whether bodily or mental, the. dyspeptic, tendency bred by sedentary pursuits, the pernicious effects of exposure to extremes of temperature or dampness, all these are effectually counteracted by this genial preservative of health. Cures also rheumatism, kidney and bilious troubles. Don’t laugh at your wife when she tries to stone the hens. She may ask you to help.her stone the raisins.

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The readers of the this paper will he pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disea>e that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to tho medical fraternitv. Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires a constitutional treatment. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internallyacting directly upon the blood aud mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, andgivingthepat'ent st'.ength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that It fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O. W7sc. Sold by Druggist, The. man who thinks a baby has no show in this world should visit a dime museum. “Penny wise and pound foolish” are those who think it economy to use cheap soda and rosin soaps, instead of the good old Dobbins’ Electric Soap; for saieby all grocers since 1864. Tgy it once. Be “pre, buy genuine. The women of Philadelphia are calling for a nude departure in art. Sufferers from Coughs, Sore Throat, etc., should try “Brown’s Bronchial Troches,” a simple but sure remedy. Sold only in boxes. Price 25 cts.

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FITS.— AII Fits stopped free by Dr. Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits after first days use. Mar vellous cures. Treatise and *2.00 trial bottle free t Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline,93l Arch St., Phils.,P Cloves are responsible for the first breath of suspicion in many happy families. No Opium in Piso’s Cure for Consump tion. Cures where other remedies fail. 35c Sing CURRY COMB ' Patented in United ~ States, July 16, 1889, and in Ten Foreign Countries. a COMB THAT COMBINES THE STRENGTH OF METAL WITH Tyc ELASTICITY OF a BRUSH. Efficient, Humane, Convenient and Durable, WCniCULAM ON APPUOATION.-W--• Ask your dealer for it, or send 50c. for sample by mail. ~ APtXBBSBt ‘ SPRING CURRY COUR CO., Guth Bend, Ind. ,—-S' LOYAL dpSifl Lock. E Saves one-half of your posts 1 ■ eaves wire, stretches the wire aWmUM M keeps It from sagging, break Ing, or becoming unsightly. ~'J One lock will control one ” strand, 60 rods long; costs 10 cents, Alldealers. Circulars free. □ Wire Fence Supply Co., Indianapolis. Jpg* «g<SSg Whooping Cough. BRONCttiTIS. lie Fourth ST, UoeAHSFORT.IHD. DWHWI! S!'cSl?^s?, B w»iKiol' ft I ill iir.c- pitMemectio ?. th “p*’ Al 11111 U J er every time you write. IK ® I*—*l INDFLI*

Tho first savings bank in Amt rica was the “Provident Institution ft r Savings in the Town of Boston,” iu- r ’corporated in December, 1816, anc. opened for business in January or February, 1817, and at present the leading savings bank in New England and the oldest in the world. The lowa Presbytery has, after due deliberation and discussion, decided that ministers should form a combination or gospel trust, and that young men desiring to preach should be discouraged, as they interfered with men already ordained getting good calls and good salaries. We fear that the first robin that has been announcing the advent of spring is a lyre bird. ■ , Scurvey and Scorbutic Affections, Pimples and Blotches on the Skin, Bad Legs, Ulcers, Wounds, &c., Ac. The cause of all these complaints is In the blood, and it often happens that they are floating in the blood a long time before they break out in the body. This class of diseases requires that the blood be powerfully and preservingly acted upon, in order to clbanse it from all the morbid humors which have been floating about in it; perhaps for many months. It is of no use to heal the sore by outward applications, for in so doing you only get rid of one trouble to inake way for a much worse in a short time. Beecham’s Pills are prepared only by Thomas Beecham, St. Helens, Lancashire, England. B. B. Allen Co., 365 Canal St., New York, Sole Agents for the United States, who, if your druggist does not keep them, will mail Beecham’s Pills on receipt of pried, 25 cents a box, but inquire first. “Look out for breakers” fs a good motto to remember when you are about to employ a servant. Neglecting a child troubled with worms may cause it to have epileptic fits. Horrible! Give it Dr. Bull’s Worm Destrovers at once and save the child. By mail, 25 cents.- John D. Park. Cincinnati, Ohio. The world never sits down twice on a man who has any point about him. Many so-called “Bitters” are not medicines, but simply liquors so disguised as to evade the law in prohibition sections. This is not the case with the celebrated Prickly Ash Bitters. It is purely a medicine, acting on the liver and blood, and by reason of its cathartic effects can not be used as a beverage. It should be in every household.

That Tired Feeling Prevails with its most enervating and discouraging effect iu spring and early summer, when the toning effect of the cold,air is gone and the days grow warmer, Hood's Sarsaparilla speedily overcomes “that tired feeeling,” whether caused by change of climate, season or life, by overwork or illness, and imparts that feeling of strength and self-confidence which is comforting and satisfying* It also enres sick headache, biliousness, indigestion or dyspepsia. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. $1: six for 85. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD & CO., Lowell. Mass. 100 DOSES ONE DOLLAR.

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“German Syrup” For Throat and Lungs “ I have been. ill for Hemorrhage “ about five years, “ have had the best Five Years, “medical advice, “and I took the first “ dose in some doubt. This resulted in a few hours easy sleep. There ‘ ‘ was no further hemorrhage till next “day, when I had a slight attack “which stopped almost immediately. By the third day all trace of “ blood had disappeared and I had “recovered much strength. The “fourth day I sat up in bed and ate “my dinner, the first solid food for “two months. Since that time I“have gradually gotten better and “ am now able to move about the “house. My death was daily ex- “ pected and my recovery has been “a great surprise to my friends and “ the doctor. There can be no doubt “about the effect of German Syrup, “ as I had an attack just previous to “its use. The .only relief was after “ the first dose/’ J.R. Loughhead, Adelaide, Australia. ® FEEL SO TIRED. You do not feel real sick but just feel “all broke up,” you have no appetite, and what little you do eat layc heavy on your stomach, you have headache, your bowels are constipated and life becomes a burden. Take WHITE'S DANDELION It cures Dyspepsia, Biliousness and . all Liver and Kidney disorders It purifies the Blood and makes the weak strong. THIS IS THE ONLY SCALE i Reliable . Accurate, Durable. BEAMBOX-BRASS-BEAM-IRON-I.EVERS.' ADDRESS,JONES.“hepays THE FREIGHT ? I FOR TERMS. BINGHAMTON, N.Y.

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