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A clean, shrewd-looking gentleman/ stepped into a street car on Pennsylvania. avenue yesterday afternoon, says the Washington Post, and took a seat inside. The conductor, who was in a . conversational mood, turned to a gentleman who stood upon the platform and said: “You saw that man who just got on? ” “Yes.” “Well, I saw him do the foolest thing one day last winter that any man ever did. ” “What was it?” “He got on my car and gave me a dime out on the platform. I handed him a nickel, ami in trying to put it into Ills pocket he ‘dropped It and it rolled off into the slush. He mad e a dive for it, and in jumping off the car felt down and daubed himself all over. I stopped the car, but he said to goon; that he was going to find his nickel. So he pawed around in the soft snow until he found it, hopped aboard the next o ir, paid the nickel to that conductor, and reached home one Car later and a good deal madder and mussier than ho would if he had staid on my car and let his niokel go."

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The Delaware peach crop will oc 7,000,000 baskets this year. American machinery in Brazil is superior to anything made in Europe. Mollasses can be brought from Cuba in a tank vessel for 2 cents a gallon. Nebraska farmers are complainirg: that the rates of interest are too high. The Michigan Salt Association has thrown 1,000,000 bushels of salt on the market. _ .• . Minnesota has increased in value from $300,000,000 to 600,000,000 in ten years. The United State government is building a one-million-ram at Bath, Me. For every bushel of coal mined west of the Mississippi, in 1880, four bushels are mined now. The locomotive-works all seem -to be busy, The car-works are also busy, especially on freight cars. Sewerage systems are being introduced in a great many cities which will produce very healthful conditions. ~~ . The net earnings for 125 railways for January were 12 per cent, over the earnings for January of last year. Seventy-four guns are being made in the Washington navy-yard to be erected at points along the coast. In 1875 this country exported seventy-nine locomotives; in 1884, 282; last year 161. The demand varies greatly. The American Federation of Labor is starting to raise money to help 150,000 miners to strike for an eight-hour day on May 1. Steamship agents say this will be a great year for immigration. Last year Uncle Sam swallowed 491,000, and this year a good many more —will come. -• ■ — l —

The reason why the Russians are Exporting so much wheat is that thejrare ground down by taxation, and are compelled to sell their wheat to pay taxes. / English manufacturers arc building paper pulp mills in Sweeden, in the woods, where there is plenty of falling water, so that they can export pulp to this , country and hurt our trade. There are a great many irrigation schemes now under consideration in the arid regions in the West. A company with a million dollars is to operate in this way in San Bernardino, Cal. The great Treasury vault at Washington covers about a quarter of an acre, and is twelve feet deep; it has now 3,000 tons of silver in it. There is another vault which has $59,000,000 of silver and $26,000,000 of gold. The Weems electrical railway system will allow the running of passenger trains, it is said, at the rate of 105 miles per hour, and experienced electricifThs say it is practicable. The motor-car would have a sevenfeet drive-wheelbase. The water-power in the Southern States is to be very generally utilized in place of steam." A great many artesian wells are being sunk, especially in the West. At Belton, Tex., a well which flows five hundred gallons per day was struck at a depth of a thousand feet.

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