Rensselaer Republican, Volume 23, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 April 1891 — Page 7

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MISCELLANEOUS NOTES.

A down easter feeds Ms horse bj an alarm clock device. The Cincinnati cromato-y up to date has disposed of 116 bodies. - . A famous showman has succeeded in training geese to perform. Wilkes county, Georgia, claims a cow that is an expert rabbit hunter. A fight between a wildcat and a bull dog bias been arranged for at Augusta, (Is. ■> , Nearly 150 miles of canals were washed away by the recent Roods in Arizona. A Philadelphia magistrate opens court with the dignified utterance, •‘Let ’er go.” , ! A perfect pearl weighing twentyseven grains was found recently by a Pottstown (Pa.) boy iffa mussel along the French creek. The head and the heart in the game of love Must play its seperate part. Bnt we'll pardon a girl a cold in the head So long’s she's not cold in the heart. t A fund of $75,000Ts "to be raised to endow an Infirmary for Yale students. Now If the college will buy a burial lot in_a fashionable cemetery ail the contingencies ot foot ball will have been provided for.

comes to the front gracefully in the matter of a gift to the cruiser named in her honor. In two .days she-i'aised SI,OOO, and forthwith put it into a silver service of six pieces, which wa9 yesterday presented to the ship, now in Southern waters, by a special delegation. Mayor Hemphill made the pi-e-entation, and every man beside him, over forty, had been ike himself a Confederate soldier. ( The Florida Times-Union says: General Alger drove up to one of tne railroad offices this morning, alighted and went in. He wanted to find out something about transportation, and ,the agent said: “What is your name, sir?" ‘‘General Alger,’’ was the re'ply. “Well,” said the agent, “I’m glad you’re a general, ’cause these Florida woods are ju3l full of colonels. ’* ) An Indiana girl has taken the prize of §2uo offered by~Ttre"Cosraopolitan Magazine for •‘the best article of 40U0 words descriptive of farm life, with the best suggestion as to the best method of making farm life attractive and happy.” only farmers’ daughters being permitted to enter the competition. The design us Tho Cosmopolitan was to draw out an expression of opinion a sto the important problems of happiness and comfort on the modern fa m, and it was so successful that more than 200 manuscripts, very many of them ably prepared, and representing nearly every State and Territory, were sent in. The prize was awarded by Prof H. H. Boyesen and the editor The Cosmopolitan, the final committee of award, to Miss Jenaie E. Hook of McCutchantvi'.le, near Evansville. Ind. Her article will appear in the April number of The Cosmopolitan and the the same number will contain a very interesting article on the Farm ers’ Alliance, by the newly elected United States Senator Peffer, of Kansas.

Is there a code of newspaper mans ners? This Is one of the questions which George William Curtis wll discuss in the Editor’s Easy Chair in Harper’s Magazine for April. Tne code of newspapers manners, he says, is the universal code of courtesy,and not one restricted to the newspapers. “Good manners-in civilized society- are .the same anywhere and in all relations, if a man is a gentleman, ho does not cease to begone because he enters a newspaper office, and it would seem to be equally true that if his work on the paper does not prove to be that of a gentleman, it could not have been a gentleman who did the work. A gentleman, we will suppose, does not blackguard his neighbors, nor talk incessantly about himself and his achievements, nor behave elsewhere as he would be ashamed to behave in his club or his own family. If a gentleman does net do these things, of course a gentleman does not do them in a newspaper.” V —* : ±; New York Sun, “See that man over there?” “Yes.” __ “Ho was worth a million once.” “Poor fellovy! How did ho lose it?” “He didn’t. He has five million now.”

Boston Home Government.

New York Sun. Beacon Street —Mother, Johnny has been pulling thb cat’s tall again. Mrs. Street—Johnny, you may learn and repeat sixty lines of Ibsen baforv luncheon.

She Hit the Nail.

New York Sun. Mrs. Breezey (with hammer): “Well, I’ve hit the nail on the head at last Mr. Breezy: “Why do you put your finger in your mouth?” Mrs. Breezy. “That was the nail I .hit*” It is reported that in the last five years twenty-seven American girls have married Chinamen, and in only five cases have they lived with their yellow husbands beyond a few months. It has been prophesied that in .ten years’ time there will be more camphor trees than orange trees in Florida,and that the camphor producing industry in that state will become of great im pjrtance. Nearly thirty thousand violent or sudden deaths occur every year in England calling for inquests, twice as many as the number of Ge-mans killed in the Kranco-Gern -n war; and for every violent death there axe at least fifty accident*. — r: - . * ’

Death-Bed Sayings.

Byron—l must sleep now. Addison —See how a Christian can die.* Arria —MyPoetus, it is not painful. ■ - - ' - ■ Chesterfield—Give Day Rolles a chair. Columbus—Lord, into thy hands I commend my spirit. □ Lady Jane G rey and Tasso also used the same words. ■" v L ~ ~ Goethe —More light. Talma —The worst is, I cannot see' Hadyn—God preserve the emperor L Knox—Now it is coma Louis XVIII. —A King should die standing. Marie Antoinette—Farewell my' children, forever, Igo to your father. Charles Matt&ws—l am ready. Napoleon 111. (to Dr. Conneau) — Were you at Sedan? William Pitt —O my country how I love the! Pizarro —Jesus! Cabelais—Let down the curtain the farce is over. Schiller—many things are growing plain and clear to my understanding. Sir Walter Scott (to his family)— God bless you all! Socrates—Crito, we owe a cock to .iEsculapius. - Lord Thurlow—l’D be shot if I don' believe I’m dying. WJliam 111. (of England)—Can this last long (to his physician)? Gen.. Wolfe —What! do they run already? Then I die happy. George IV.—Wathy, what is this? It is death, my boy. They have de3eived me. (Said to his page. Sir Wathen Waller.)

The Prosperous Dutch.

These people, and indeed all Dutch people, are beyond doubt contented and comfortable. The have the hai>- ; piest of temperaments and no anxiej ties. They are the wealthiest nation in Europe. They have the best of food and wines and music and education; their Pinnate is healthy; their history lis honorable and stirring; they smoke 1 cigars at one cent apiece that would be dear in New York at twenty Umes that sum. Their homes are beautiful to look at and delightful to live in. Their country is a miracle. The men who made New York and have stamped themselves all over the United States same from this little land, whose total population scarcely equals that of Lonion. If I were not an American I would be a Dutchman. No other naii‘»n of Europe comes into competition with them.—Julian Hawthorne.

Home Early—in the Morning.

Mrs. Sadeye: “Aren’t you ashamed. George, to spend your time in gambling and come home at this late hour of th« night? What will the neighbor! think?” Mr. Sadeye: “I couldn’t helj it, dear; I went broke, and there wai no use staying out any longer.”—Mun sey’B Weekly. A row at a meeting of clergymen Is not, strictly speaking, a pastorial scene.

CONFIRMED.

The favorable impression produced on the first appearance of the agreeable liquid fruit remedy Syrup of Figs a few years ago has been more than confirmed by the pleasant experience of all who have used it, and Um s-uecess of the proprietors and manufacturers, the California Fig Syrup Company. Dr. Hunter —If 1 had strength to hold a pen, I would write down how easy and pleasing a thing is to die. Louis XlV—Why weep ye? Did you think I should live forever. (Then after a pause)—l thought dying had been harder. Charles 11. (of England)—Don’t let poor Nelly starve (Neil Gwynnee). Charles IX. (of France) —Nurse, nurse, what murder, what blood! Oh! I have done wrong. God pardon me. Cromwell—My desire is to make what haste I may to be gone. Demonax (the philosopher)—You may go home, the show is over. Lord Elden —It matters, not where I am going, whether the weather be cold or hot. Fontenella —I suffer nothing but feel a sort of difficulty in living longer. Franklin —A dying man oan do nothing easy. Jefferson —I resign ray spirit to God, my daughter to my country. Will Need a Cushion.—The man who sits down to wait for somebody’s old ahoes will need a cushion, and it ought to be a thick one. Such people are usually dysn peptic with a bad liver, and should use Dr. White’s 'Dandelion to arouse the sluggish liver and put a little new life into them. It overcomes that feeling of weariness, purities the blood, and makes the weak strong and vigorous. Lot’s wife was the author of “Looking Backward.” She was too frash and be-< came a pillar of halt FlT*.—All Fit* (topped free bjr Dr. Klin*'* Great Nerve Iteotoror. No Fit* after tint day* u*e. MarfdlouM cure*. Treatise and *2.Ui trial bottle free to it ease*. Send to Dr. Kliue.'.d I Arcbßt., i*bila.,Fa

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“B jii'.iful vvuthirl” acclaimed Sleep WithsHls-Boots-On, as he scrap the snow away from the entrance of ni wigwam. “Let a go slaying.”

Man the Life Boat

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Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That Contain Me. cury,

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