Rensselaer Republican, Volume 23, Number 30, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 March 1891 — Page 3

Those who believe that Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy will cure them are more liable to get well than those who don’t. If you happen to be one of those who don’t believe, there’s a matter of SSOO to help your faith. It’s for you if the makers of Dr. Sage’s remedy can’t cure you, no matter how bad or of how long standing your catarrh in the head may be. The makers are the World’s Dispensary Medical Association of Buffalo, N.Y. They’re known to every newspaper publisher and every druggist ■ • in the land, and you can easily ascertain that their word’s as good as their bond. Begin right. The first stage is to purify the system. You don’t want to"build orTa wrong foundation, when you’re building for health. And don’t shock the stomach with harsh treatment. Use the milder means. You wind your watch once a day. Your liver and bowels should act as regularly. If they do not, use a key. ‘ The key is Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets. One a dose

SHIIOH’S ■Consumption cure, g The success of this Great Cough Cure It without a parallel in the history of medicine. All druggists are authorized to sell it on a positive guarantee, a test that no other cure can suctessfully stand. That it may become known, the Proprietors, s.t an enormous expense, arc placing a Sample Bottle Free hito every home n the United States and Canada. If you have 1 Cough, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, for I will cure you. If your child has the Croup, ir Whooping Gough, use it psomptly, and relief ■ sure. If you dread that insidious disease Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist for SHILOH’S CURE, Price locts., 50 cts. and Jl.oo. If your Lungs are sore or Back lame, tae Shiloh’s Porous Plaster, Price 25 cts. p p. WH/T& THERE MAYBE Other Good, but there are No Better Couch Remedies. , |V This Great Remedy has Cured* Thousands of Hopeless Cases of Consumption. It has cured others , why not cure you pR- WH,r $" s It Cures • < p it a Few Minutes I. Harmless--Fleas-ant to Take. * PURIFY YOUR BLOOD. But do not us ) the dangerous alkaline and mercurial (.reparations which destroy your nervous systom and ruin the digestive power of the stomach. The vegetable kingdom gives us ihe best and safest remedial agents. Dr. Sherman devoted ihe greater part of his life to the discovery of this reliable and safe remedy, and all its ingredients ■ are vegetable. He gave it the name of Prickly &sh Bitters! a name every one can remember, and to the present day nothing has been discovered that is so beneficial for the BLOOD, for the LIVER, for the KIDNEYS and* for the STOMACH. This remedy is now so well and favorably known hy all who have used It that arguments as to its merits are useless, and if others who require a correctIve to the system would but give it a trial the health of this country would be vastly improved. Remember the name—PRICKLY »SH BITTERS. Ask your druggist lor it. SICKLY ASH BITTERS C 0. L The Soap that Cleans Most « * i is Lenox.

OUR PLEASURE CLUB.

An Uaflnisned Valentine—Story of • Tonne Poet's Misfortunes. From the Indianapolis Howler

I. f Young Gushington sits down to compose a valentine for bis lady love.

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IV. " By the shade of Sbakqme, I really am on fire I”

V. “ Put me out Mr. landlord, please pot ma out l n

r VL “Certainly. I will put yoa oat wklh pteasurt.*

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CONDIMENTS.

Briggs— I heard to-day of an intelligent dog which, smokes a pipe. Quimhy—Does he smoke cigarettes, too? j Briggs—l said he was an intelligent dog. The sun is not supposed to hive any brains, but he gives some thaw-t to mundance ice. The New York Sun, noted for its criticisms of the language used by other newspapers, speaking of a new fire boat, says she is “a corker at pumping water.” An uncorker would be of more value at a fire. The man who can set a clock successfully can not always set a hen. It is always fly time with abscons ders. Marked down—The young man’s mustache when it begins to be visibleLuminix—What is the most suitable lumber to build a gallows with? Skimgullet—l’m sure I don’t know. What is the answer? Lummix—Cord-vyood. March, like a roaring lion, Right rampantlv came in. With snowballs on his whiskors. And ice upon his chin. But let him roar and bluster! Who cares a kilogram! For everybody knows he’s got To sneak out like a lamb. —Boston Courier. Stockholders usually hope for dividend, but the dividens are often like the hope—deferred.

□Sympathetic Cousin. “Ye 3 have been a terrible dissapointment when Miss Golding refused you. Jack Van Broken. It was a crusher I felt exactly as though I had been sentenced to hard work for life. “They say Cboilie’s injuries were the result of a practical joke. “Yes. The fellows told him that a big burly fellow in the bar-room was deaf and dumb and Chollie walked over to him and with a sweet smile told him ho was a fooL” ••Well?” “The man wasn’t deaf and dumb.” Clara “And that’s your new hat? Well, it’s simply stunning.” Laura. “That’s exactly what papa said when he saw the bill.” An undesirable vocation—Equivocation. Making up time—The three hours before the ball. Under a “sketchy little thing” exhibited by Jones, there hang a printed card which bears tfie words: “Don’t touch with canes or umbrel r las.” An appredatived small boy added the following postscript. “Take A Ax.” » The man who is suppose d to be a -‘brick’ seldom helps to build any houses.

The Prostrating Shocks

Of malarial fever are not to be counteracted by quinine with any degree of certaiutv, or for any lenetji ol time, The eradication and of aiseasefi of a miasmata type are, however, asce tained possibilities. Long experience has sho ti that there Is Infinitely more preventive efiiwcy in the fine botanic medicine, Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, than in the alkaloids, drugs and poisons which were formally the only reconized means of rem oving and anticipating attacks of fever and ague and blllious remittent, When the system has been depleted by periodically recurring paroxysms, this agreeable restorative renews the fund of energy, and is not only a positive specific, but repairs the damage to the general health inflicted by all febrile complaints pat taking of the malarial character.

Creates quite a stir—the teaspoon. StcfcoteOil CURES BRUISES, FROST-BITES,— INFLAMMATIONS AND ALL—HURTS AND ILLS OF MAN BNP BEKST. ONE ENJOYS Both the method and result* when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system effectually, dispels colds, headaches and' fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever produced, pleasing to the taste and acceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figß is for sale in 60c and 81 bottles oy all leading; druggists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro-1 cure it promptly for any one who' wishes to try it Do not accept any ■ substitute, CALIFORNIA F/G SYRUP CO. SAN FS A HCI SCO, CAL. LOUtSVUM, KT. Neva YORK. N. R I

Hood’s: Xar—prllto la the beet msdicins to take in tho •print. Possessing just those powers to purify tho blood, create on appetite and build up the system, which nearly every body heeds. Hood’s Sarsaparilla is the ideal Spring “edicine. Be ears to get Hood’e and only Hood’e. Hood’s Sarsaparilla will do yon an enormous amount of good juit now, by purifying your blood and build, ing np your system so that yon viill “tide over” the depressing effects of milder weather, and escape “that tired feeling,” so common when the seasons change. Hood’s Sarsaparilla baa by iti positive merit gained such a hold upon the confidence of the people that they refuse even the most earnest requests of clerks to try "onrown”or some other substltnte medicineand firmly insist upon having Hood’s Barsaparilla’ Tryit. - ■ ■ '

Hood’s Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists, It; six for SO. Prepared Sold by all druggists, fl; Six for 15. FrepSfed only by C. L HOOD ft CO., Lowell, Mass. by C. I. HOOD ft CO., Lowell, Mate.

—= Hymn Of U|« t.tfry Man, I want to he an angel And with the angels sit, But for a crown of heavy gold I do not care a bit, Neither do I want a harp, - - r For I Can’t'play on it." - • tats of Ohio, City of Toledo, 1 I ■■ ' Lucas County. j BB ■-■. Feank J. Cheney makes oath that he la the senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co., uoing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured bythe use of Hall’s Catarrh Cure. —— frank j cheney. Sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1886. ( '~ l —' t A. W. GLEASON, 1 f Notary Public. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts directiy on the blood and mucous t-urfa-.es °£ the system. Send for testimonials, free. ftt. J, CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. by Druggists, 75c. When a woman is as good bb pie she wll make tartanswers. Doyouwishto know how to hare no steam, and not half theusual work on wash day ? Ask your grocer for a bar of Dobbins Electric Soap, and the directions will tell you how. Be sure to get no imitation. There are lots of them. The amputator frequently has a peculia ft-hand way about him. The man whose affections for his wife remain unclouded when she tells him that tho flour barrel is empty is a very lone-, some man. Give your children Dr. Bull’s Worm Destroyers. These little candies won’t do them any harm and may do them much good. By mail. 26 cents. John D. Park, Cincinnati. Ohio. tine reason why the lawyers in a will case won’ t prophecy any outcome is because hey all expect an income. “1 Have Been Afflicted with an a free* tion of the from childhood, caused by diptheria, and have used various rems edies, but have never found anything equal to Brown’s Bronchial Troches."— Rev. G. M. F. Hampton, Piketon, Ky. Sold only in boxes. - The world generally gives "honor to horn honor is due.” Public approval has iven SAPOLIO the first place in its line. Try a cake. A newspaper differs somewhat from; a man. It may be short lived, but it cannot ie without issue. Gus. A. Dubois, a well known resident oft. Lou is, Lays: “I have used several bottles of Prickly Ash Bitters for bilious*, ness and malarial troubles, so prevalent in this climate, and heartily recommend it to all afflicted in a like manner. It is the best remedy I ever used.”

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Hood’s Sarsaparilla ia carefully prepared from Sarsaparilla, Fnndelion, Mandrake, Deck, Juniper Berries, and other well known vegetable remedies, •vary Ingredient being carefully selected and avery step es preparation being carefully watched to obtain tbabest possible result. flood’s Sarsaparill will cure, when ta the power of medicine, Scrofula,' Salt Rhenm, Scaldhead, Sores, -Boils', Pimples, all Humors, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Sick HeeHeghe; vVttgeeetns, General Debility, Catarrh, Malaria, L l Kidney and Llvar Complaints. ■ Hood’s garsaparilla is the only medicine of which "160 Doses One Dollar” can truly be said. Each bottle of Hood’s Sarsaparilla contains 160 doses and will last a month, while other preparations lost from one or two weeks; therefore Hood’e Sarsaparilla combines economy and strength.

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