Rensselaer Republican, Volume 23, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 December 1890 — What She Said. ' [ARTICLE]

What She Said. '

He was a San Franciscan la the played-out city of London, says the Fan Francisco Chronicle. He came from the west, where he had developed thal independence and self-reliance which, combined with (food looks and S2O gold pieces made a man superior to all Europe. He strolled with graceful dignity into a gilded bar, over wtiich presided a divinity of superb physical form, but still a woman, with that air which only an English barmaid can possibly put on—an air of mingled conceit, pride, coquetry, and humility. She awaited his order. He was dressed in the latest fashion. He threw the lapel of his coat b ick with a proud gesture, and fixing his fascinating eye on the bar beauty he said: "Tell me. my pretty maid, what can you suggest for a man who ate a Welch rabbit hist night and does not feel well this morning?” She did not smile; she aid not appear to be affected by the appearance of his swelling chest or wicked eye she simply said: "Why didn’t you heat two- Welch r:bolts, and let ’em chase heach hother?”