Rensselaer Republican, Volume 23, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 November 1890 — Foolish Martyrs. [ARTICLE]

Foolish Martyrs.

There are martyrs and martyrs. Some were wise in the loftiest, gome are silly In the most improvident sense. The word improvident txactly applies to the latter class, since they neglect to provide against threatened danger. We commiserate, but we can not respect them. Among the silliest are martyrs to rheumatism, who might have prevented dally and nightly recurring torture by - the use of Hoetetter’s Stomach Bitters, a blood depurem more efficient in removing the virus of this complaint from the circulation than any thus far brought to the notice at the general community and the medical profession. It promotes greater activity of the kidneys, the channel through which blood impurities, productive of rheumatism, gout and dropsy, are principally expelled, and it Imparts a degree of vigor to digestion and assimilation Which has a most favorab e bearing on the general health. It also remedies biliousness,kidney troubles and malaria. Some people would be worth a good deal more to the Lord if they didn’t talk so much in claBS meeting. Nearly every article sold is cheapened, in cost of production, at expense of quality. Dobbins’ Electric Soap is exactly to-day what it was in 1885, absolutely pure, harmless and uniform. Ask your grocer for it. Look out for imitations. Many postmasters lost their heads at Mr. Clarkson’s hands, but that gentleman himself resigned without being axed. You make no mistake if you occasionally give your children Dr. Bull’s Worm Destroyers. It is a nice candy and while it never does harm it sometimes aoes a world of good. The detective may be a sharp man, but the professional card-player is generally a sharper. Foul poisons that accumulate iu the blood and rot the machinery of the system, are eradicated and expelled by using Prickly Ash Bitters, a medieine that will not irritate the stomach or bowels. It acts in a gentle manner on these delicate or gans, and restores health in every case Beecham’a Pills cure Bilious and Nervous Ills Sound Advice— Don’t go around looking for a flaw in your neighbor’s eye, Imt keep your own specks well dusted ana watch the corners of your own side of the street. If you feel out of sorts and have a bad taste in your mouth, with headache and constipation, take a few doses of Dr. White’s Dandelion, for you are bilious, and this medicine will cure you. Best, easiest to use and cheapest.-Piso’ Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists. 50c