Rensselaer Republican, Volume 23, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 October 1890 — When He Would Believe Him. [ARTICLE]

When He Would Believe Him.

One of the witnesses for the defenc in the Circuit court created a smile ii the afternoon by ap ingeneous replj when asked to testify as to the veracitand st riding of a neighbor! ’ asked if he would believe the man unde o th. ••Well, J would believe him if knew what he was saying was true.”--Mila uukee Sentinel. Business Before Pleasure. - The Minister—'"What a pleasure to be pood! Are you good. Tommy?” Tom my—“ No. not very, but I’m going tc turn over a new leaf soon as I lick that Thompson kid—bittiness before pleasure— that s my motto.”