Rensselaer Republican, Volume 23, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 October 1890 — Page 3

PRICKLY ASH BITTERS One of the most important organs of the human body is the LIVER. When it fails to properly perform Its functions the entire system becomes deranged. The BRAIN, KIDNEYS, STOMACH, BOWELS, all refuse toperform their work. DYSPEPSIA, CONSTIPATION, RHEUMATISM, KIDNEY DISEASE, etc., are the results, unless something is done to assist Nature tn throwing off the impurities caused by the inaction of a TORPID LIVER. This assistance so necessary will be found in ——■ Prickly Ash Bitters I It acts directly on the LIVER, STOMACH and KIDNEYS, and by itsmild and cathartic effect and general tonic qualities restores these organs to a sound, healthy condition, and cures all diseases arising from these causes. It PURIFIES THE BLOOD, tones up the system, and restores perfect health. If your druggist does not keep it ask him to order it for you. Send 2c stamp for copy ol “THE HORSE TRAINER,” published by US. PRICKLY ASH BITTERS CO., Sole Proprietors, ST. LOUIS, MO. '"CLEAVELAND RATGHET WIRE T-ightner and Governor The only Wire Lightner adapted to any nos (wood or Iron). The only devise ths t will prevent sagging or breaking, as it yields automatically when wires are on raeted by excessive cold wea her.- Circulars Free. CLEAVELAND FENCE CO., Manf’sof Lawn, Field and Country Fences, 80, 21 and 82 Biddle St., Indianapolis NEW Pension Law. THOUSANDS NOW ENTITLED WHO Have NOT been entitled. Address or forms of application and full information. WM. W. DUDLEY, LATE commissioneb of pensions, Attorney at Law, Washington, D, v. (Mention this paper.) DR?W. H. SARBEIL special attention to private SE' Sadise.-ses of mule and female Jf Regulating remedies for ladies furnished. Cures Sterility, Blip WRa .ture, Piles,Fistula, Fissure. Sperand Syphilis. Cull <>u or HBRfej ta l‘, him, at »6J{ 8. Illinois . Indianapolis, Ind. All letters Containing 2c In xtamns answered confid nti«l

aCECHAM'S PAINLESS. PILLS < WWORTH A. GUINEA A BOX. "WS < For BILIOUS & NERVOUS DISORDERS S^ H ; Sick Headache, Weak Stomach, Impaired < s Digestion, Constipation, Disordered Liver, etc,, > 2 ACTING LIKE MAGIC on the vital organs, strengthening the < 2 muscular system, and arousing with, the .rosebud of health \ 2 The Whole Physical Energy of the Human Frame. C 2 Beecham’s Pills, taken as directed, will quickly RESTORE < C FEMALES to complete health. S C SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. ) S Price, 25 cents per Box. , $ Prepared only by THOB. BEECHAM, St. Helene, Lancashire, England. ( 1 JB. fl ALlßlf CO., Sole Agents for United State,, 365 & 367 Canal St., New ) C York who (if your druggist does not keep them) will mail Beecham’s Pills on ) f of price L—TH E POSITIVE CURE. PRUBjaBWIWeWI tt.V BROTHERS. CH Warren St.. New York. Price 50 ctß,mag...y K— 2!£J defies.it. WxMhe king” Ifthe old proverb be true. 3 APO LIO is than royalty 'itself: Tryitinyourr®xt-house-cleaning: Grocers'keep it. DO YOU LIVE IN GREASE? As a true patriot and citizen you should naturalize yourself by using the best inventions of the day for removing such a charge. To live in Grease is utterly unnecessary whqn BAPOLIO is sold Jn all the stores, and abolishes grease and dirt. Indianapolis Business University Old Bryant * Stratton School, North Pannaylvanla St., Whan Block, Opposite Poat-Offloa/ The DEMAND for, its CRAQUATES IS greater than the supply. It stands nt the head of Commercial •schools • 4lit year; outer any time; elective or prescribed Bourse, individual instruction. by a largestrong faculty; lectures; time short; expenses low.; -eomplete facilities for BUSINESS, SHORT-HAND, ENGLISH TRAINING, ETO. Diploma tree at graduation; a strictly business school in an unrivaled commercial center; superior ■ ■QIbU b Kr.ilfiUY JfVK VAuiimU.-JH»U lutalesl W USA •*• J- Cheapest. Relief Is immediate. A cure is certain. For HB Cold in the Head it has no equal. » ■ Ittaan Ointment, <rf which a nostrils. Price, 00c. Sold by druggWts or sent by mall. Address. K. KHazbutiwb. Warm. Bn. ■■

Extra Liability to Malarial Infection., Pesona whose blood is thin, digestion weak .nd liver sluggish, are extra-likble to the attacks of mala ial disease. The mo.t tr fling exposure may. under sueh conditions, infect a »yst,m which, if healthy, wou d resist t’e miasmatic taint. The only wav to secure immunic from malaria in localities where it is pteval n , is to rone and regulate the system by improving weakened enriching the blood, and giving a' who <some impetus to biliary seer tion. These resu ts are attanpllshed by nothing so eflec.tj.ve.y as Hostetter’s 'Stomach Bitters, which long experieu'e has ! roved to be themost reliable safeguard against fever and ague and kindred disorders, as Well as the best remedy for them. The Bitters are, more ver, an excellent invigo-ant oi theb gang * of urination; and an active nepurent. eliminating from the blood tho-e acid impurities which originate rheumatic ailments A census enumerator at Indianapolis missed twelve persons in a single block. He has probably been a detective. The very best way to know whether or not Dobbins’ Electric Soap is as good as it is said to be, is to try it yourself. It can't deceive you. Be sure to get no imitation. There are lots of them. Ask your grocer for just one bar. «• It is better to be right than to be left. Delays are dangerous. Don’t wait for your child to have an epileptic fit. Kill at once the worms that are making her feel so poorly by giving Dr. Bull’s worm Destroyers? «*?* ~ S Brimful of confidence in it—the manufacturers of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. It’s a faith that means business, too —it’s backed up by This is what tEey offer: SSOO reward for a case of Catarrh which they cannot cure. They mean it. They’re willing to take the risk—they know their medicine. By its mild, soothing, cleansing and healing properties, it produces perfect and permanent cures of the worst cases of chronic Catarrhs in the Head. It’s doing it every day, where everything else has failed. No matter how bad your case, or of how long standing, you can be cured. You’re sure of that—or of SSOO. You can’t have both, but you’ll have one or the other. ‘ YOU NEED NOT FEAR that people will know your hair is dyed ft you use that perfect imitation of nature, M’s Hair Dye No one can detect it. It imparts a glossy color and fresh life to the hair. Easily applied. Price, SI. Office, 39 Park Place, N. Y.

FEES ON A STEAMSHIP.

English Stewards Expect to bei Ordered Around. „ New York Sun. ». The fee system is more rigidly enforced on a. big Atlantic steamer than any where else. It is one of the places where servants will demand their fees and tell you the amount which they think you ought to give them. While at restaurants, and hotels the waiters expect fees for their services and will hint and make it uncomfortable if they are not paid, they have not gone so far as to tell you that they expect a fee and the amount that they expect. Even the sleeping-car porters do not do that. They will come around at the end of the trip, brush your coat and hat, whistle you around and run ;the whisk broom around your trousers’ ‘buttons, but it is seldom that they will ask you for any money, let alone a specific amount. On the Atlantic steamers the stewards expect their fees as a matter of right as much aS the steamship company expects pay for your passage. It ns possible to avoid paying the fees, as they are not collectable by law, passenger who does not pay them will have trouble in getting his luggage off the steamer, and it would be well for him to keep off steamers afterward where any of the servants of that boat are employed. The stewards seem to have some sort of fee guide book or black-list of passengers who do not give fees so that they can make them suffer on future trips. The fees amount to about 10 per cent, of the voyage money. Certain fees are regularly fixed and. are expected, irrespective of" the cost of the stateroom or the style in which a man travels, while certain other fees depend on the style. For an ordinary passensrer there are fees to be given, to the stateroom steward; the saloon steward, the deck steward, the smok-ing-room steward, and the barber and bathman. The fee to the steward who looks after your stateroom is about $2.50. The steward who waits on you at the table expects the same fee. The deck steward, for bringing you an occasional drink and looking after your steamer chair andru;,s, expects five shillings, but he will take half a crown. The smoking-room steward expects five shillings, and if you are in the smoking-room a great pari of the trip he feels that he is entitled to as much as the stateroom steward or your waitpr. A bath every day oh the way over can be had for a five-shilling fee. These rates are fixed by long custom. The stewards can tell whether a man understands the rates, and will pay up at the end of the trip. If they do not think that he will they give him hints from time to time until they get some assurance on his part that he recognizes the obligation of the fee system. If they think he will not pay he will have a hard time of it. He will find th t his i titeroom is not well made up, that he does not get care when he is sea sick, that he is served last at the table and does not get the things that he ordered, that the wrong drinks and cigars come to him in the smoking-room, and that Bis steamer chair is constantly lost. The servants are as effective as sea sickness in making a man’s trip miserable. These fees are not to be paid until the last day of the trip, that is, on the way over until arriving at Queenstown, I if the passengers donsot go on through to Liverpool. The servants speedily . find out at which place a passenger ’ will get off. If an American his first trip they are pretty sure to know It. { It is advisable for him in that case to tell his stateroom steward and his waiter that he will give them the regular- fee at the end of the trip if- they serve him properly, and that if they do not they will not get a cent, If he telle them this in the proper way he will get as good service as the man who has been over a dozen times before. The last, morning of the trip the stateroom steward comes around for his fee. If the passenger does not offer it the steward suggests that it is customary to give hint a fee, and that the regular fee is half a sovereign. If anything less is offered him, and ho thinks he can get a half sovereign by refusing, to accept less, he will at once hand the proffered sum back, and say in an insolent way that he never takes anything less than the regular fee. With many passengers, particularly women, th’s remark and.the tone extract the ten shillings. The saloon steward does the same thing. The stewards work in with each other, and if a man succeeds in avoiding the stateroom steward the saloon steward will ask him for both himself and the stateroom steward. As man can sot get off the ship until it stops, there is no way of these demands, which will be repeated during the last day of the trip until the victim succumbs.

How They Smoke?

If a man smokes his cigar only to keep it lighted, and relishes taking it 0 it of his mouth to watch the curl of the smoke in the air, set him down as an easy going man. Beware of the m m who never releases his grip on the cigar and is indifferent whether it burns Or not; he is pool calculating and exacting. The man ths* ’mokes a bit, rests a bitarid fumbles h cigar more or less Is easily affectec; oy cir-cutn-Xances. If the cigar goes out frequently the smoker has a whole-souled disposition, is a 'hail fellow well met,” with a lively brain, glib tonpue and generally a fund of capital anecdotes. A ner\ ous man who fumbles his cigar n erent deal is. a sort of popinjay among men. IJolding the cigar eonMentiy between the teeth, chewing it occasionally and not caring if it be lighted at all are the characteristics of men who have the tenacity of bulldogs. The fop stands his cigar on ond, and

an experienced smoker points !! straight ahead or almost at right angles with his course.

AN AMERICAN BOY.

How He Became a Millionaire in the " Great West. Philadelphia News. ‘ * Saturday evening I made one of a group of five in one of the smoking* rooms of the Lafayette Hotel, The others were a New York journalist, a Philadelphia physician, a Philadelphia artist, and a wealthy stock-raiser from Montana—Mr’. Charles Butz. Our conversation turned, very naturally, to the newly developing States and Territories of the West. Mr. Butz was full of information, not only about Montana, but about other sections beyond the Mississippi, and explained, so far as he was able, the novel processes recently introduced into the businesses of stock raising and mining. Finally I said to him: “How did you happen to get into the stock raising business?” Hesaid that it was by accident. for he landed in Montana-four-teen years ago with less than a dollar in his pocket. Then Mr. Butz said, with a smile, that there was a funny story connected with his entering upon the cattle business. All of us begged him to tell it, and, between cigar puffs he gave the tale which I will let him repeat to you. “I was 36 years of age in 1876,” ,he said, “when I left my home, near Springfield, Mass., for Montana. By the time I reached the town to which I was bound my money had been exhausted, a large part of it going into the pockets of some card sharpers, who induced me to join in a game on the train. In a few days I drifted to Helena. There I was utterly without friends, and the boundless possibilities said to exist in the West disappeared into thin air. Every other man I met was as badly off as myself. At last I met an old stock raiser named Blucher, who, because I could speak German, asked me to take dinner with him. I learned that he had a sheep ranch in the southern part of the Territory, with a large number of the animals grazing upon it. He had just purchased 900 more sheep to drive to his land. ‘ ‘Blucher asked me if I had anything to do. 1 told him that I hadn’t, and that if he would put me in the way of earning my board and clothes he would probably save a deserving man from starvation. He asked me if I had ever driven sheep. I said that I had, years before, when I was a boy of 16, upon my father’s Massachusetts farm. Then said Blucher, ‘lf you will drive my 900 sheep to the ranch, from the spot where they now are, fifteen miles from my farm, I will give you $lO and hire you afterward at's3o a month and found. 1 “The bargain was struck, I went to the corral where the 900 sheep were' tied up. and, getting directions concerning,the rOad to Blucher’s ranch, I started off. This was two days after I met him in Helena. I had been told that my road lay across a good-sized stream, at that time swollen by the rains far beyond its usual limit, but that there was a ferryboat there to take animals and vehicles across, and that in this boat I could take my sheep a part at a time. Sure enough, a couple of hours after I began to drive the woolly bleaters I found the river and the boat. Blucher had given me money to pay for the ferriage, and I quickly struck a bargain with the skipper. One hundred of the sheep were placed in the flat-bottomed boat, and the boy I had with me I left behind with the others at the bank, telling him to keep them bunched until I returned. “It was a rope ferry, and when we were about a hundred feet from land I -saw--some oMtre ’the’tjairk jump’ng into the water. *My heavens,’ exclaimed the boatman, ‘they’re going to follow us.’ True enough the sheep I did not want to be separated from their companions, and pouring from the I bank like a cataract of wolves they began to breast the muddy current toward the ferry boat. The boatman began to pull for dear life fearing they would reach us and trying to get in overturn the boat. The current was tremendous on account of the heavy rains. The sheep began to be carried down stream as they swam out. I begged the boatman to return, declaring that if he did not more than half of them would bedrownedand I would be held responsibk £ I • ‘But he said that such a move would endanger his life, and as he was armed and I was not, he had his way. With a feeling of heart-sickness 1 saw those 800 sheep stretched out in a long line floating down the river, while they paddled for dear life toward the distant southern shore. I hardly noticed the progress of the boat until I saw, about a third of a mi!ebelowus,sorne of the backs of the sheep rising out of the water. It seemed to me that they were walking. Bunch by bunch the . backs of the others appeared above ; the surface of the water, until those ! 800 sheep began to move like an army of animals, with blalders upon their feet, toward the southern bank of the river. “They had reached ford. Yes, sir, the water was not over eighteen inches deep in that shoal spot, even in that time of freshet. Every mother’s son of those sheep walked safely and serenely toward the southern shore, which they reached and ascended; and long before we touched land, they were nibbling the grass. When o r hundred, on the boat, wereallowed to land, they rushed toward their companions and the two bunches melted together. I got the flock safely to Blucher’s ranch, without losing a single one, and went to work. A couple of years later I became his partner and in 1880 he died, leaving all he had to me.” i . ■ The amount must have been con*slderable, for Charles Butz to-day is worth several thousand dollars.

Palpable Hits.

Bakers are great men to loaf. AU about pretty girls—young men. An after dinner speaker—the tramp. The man wh o marries a - wido w knows he isn’t marrying amiss. A young lady doesn’t have to be a good mathematician to figure on the stage. Money talks. Perhaps that is the reason it gets people in so much trouble at times.

A Business Secret.

New York Weekly . Mr. Isaacs—l sells you dot coat at a gread sacrifice. Customer—But you say that of all your goods. How do you make a living? Mr. Isaacs—Mein freint, I makes a schmall profit On de paper and string. The experience of years has not detracted from the acknowledged excellence of the qualities of Dr. Price’s Delicious Flavoring extracts, but has completely established their hold upon the tastes of all persons who love delicious flavors. If you desire a fine, delicate flavor in cakes, puddings, creams, ices or pastry, use Dr. Price’s flavors. Manning the navy is the next problem before the country—new crews, sir, for the new cruisers, as it were. State of Ohio, City of Toledo, ) Lucas County. j ES Frank J. CiiENEY makcs oath that he Is the senior partner of the firm of F. J. Che.' ey & Co , doing business in the City of To edo, C unty and State aforesaid, and that said firth will pav tueeumofONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that c-nuot be cured by the use of. Hall’s Catarrh Cure. „ FRANK J CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D 1886. a. w. Gleason, Notary Public. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts directly on the b ood and mucoi s -urfa cs of the system. Send for testimonials, free. . E. J. CH ENEY 4 CO., Toledo, O. Or Sold by Druggists, 75c. Business is picking up in the cotton regions. A great mistake, perhaps was made when Dr. Sherman named his greatremedv Prickly Ash Bitters; but it is presumed that at that time all remedies for the blood, etc., were called Bitters. Had be called it Prickly Ash “Regulator,” "Curative,” or almost anything but Bitters, it undoubtedly v ould have superseded all other preparations of similar character. The name Bitters is misleading; it is purely a medicine, and cannot be used as a beverage. No Opium in Piso’s Cure for Con sump Hon. Cures where other remedies fail. 25For a disordered liver try Beecham’s Fills.

Scrofula Is the most ancient and most generous of all distance. Scarcely a family is entirely free from it. while thousands in every city are its suffering Haves. Hood’s Sarsaparilla has had remarkable inccess in curing every form of scrofula. The most severe and painful running sores, swellings n the neck or goitre, humor, in the eyes, causing partial or total blindness, have been cure d by tbl successful medicine. All who suffer from scrofula ihouldgive Hood’s Sarsaparilla a fair trial. Hood’s Sarsaparilla fold by all druggists, 81; six for 85. Prepared on y by C. L HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar

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