Rensselaer Republican, Volume 23, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 September 1890 — On A Country Road. [ARTICLE]

On A Country Road.

Street & Smith’* Good Hew*. Summer Outer—l hare engaged board with Mr. Hayseed. Am I near his place? Native—Yep. Next farm to this. Tourist—By the way, whose fine property is this? Native—Mr. Suburb’s He's a gentleman fanner. Tourist—ls Mr, Hayseed a gentleman farmer, too? Native—Nope. He's a farmer. Tourist—What’s the difference? Native—Mr. Suburb sells what he can't eat, and Mr. Hayseed eats what he can’t selL James Fralser was excused from jury duty at Philadelphia the other day on the ground that he was over seventy-five years of age and had toMun hands with Lafayette.