Rensselaer Republican, Volume 22, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 August 1890 — On A Country Road. [ARTICLE]

On A Country Road.

Street & Smith’s Good News. Summer Outer—l have engaged board with Mr. Hayseed. Am I near his place? Native—Yep. Next farm to this. Tourist—By the way, whose fine property is this? Native—Mr. Suburb’s He’s a gentleman farmer. Tourist—ls Mr. Hayseed a gentleman farmer, too? Native—Nope. He’s a farmer. Tourist—What’s the difference? Native—Mr. Suburb sells what hfe can’t eat, and Mr. Hayseed cats what he can’t sell.