Rensselaer Republican, Volume 22, Number 46, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 July 1890 — How He Cured Her. [ARTICLE]

How He Cured Her.

Cutely: “I suppose you will take a prominent part in the graduating exercises of your school, Miss Gabby?” Miss Gabby: ••Ob, yes; 1 expect to : be the class poetess and historianess.” Cutely: “Ah! indeed! I was talking to the principaless of your school this morning, and she assured me that you were one of the most proficient pupilesses she had. Indeed, she said that the professoresses in music were quite charmed with you as a musicianess, and expected that you would outstrip all competitor©sses in the contest for the gold medal. Besides, she said, As an elocutionutess you gave good promises, and there was no reason why you should not pose as a prominent performeress at some fu.ure time on the violin. O, yes, the; are all pleased with you, and your dancing teaebrress said that you were a graceful waltzeress. Of course you are somewhat of a cookess; you mast be, after having taken lessons from so able an educator-’ ess in the culinary art as Madame Se you are to be class poetess and historianess! ; And who are to be valedictorianess, salut&torianesr and—?” Miss Gabby; “Alice Brown will be the valedictorLm, and Msnd Adams salutatorian,”