Rensselaer Republican, Volume 22, Number 46, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 July 1890 — Theebaw Tells How It Happens d. [ARTICLE]

Theebaw Tells How It Happens d.

Rangoon Gazette. * My late father, the royal Mindoon Min, the golden-footed lord of the white elephant, master of a thousand golden umbrellas, owner of the royal peacocks, lord of the sea and of the world, whose face was like the sun—he always smoked the Esoof cheroot while meditating on his treatment of the bull-faced, earth swallowing English. Had I done the same I shovild never have lost my throne, but I used the opium-drugged cheroots from Manila, and the trash which was sent me f rom San Francisco, and I fell.

THEEBA W, formerly King.

An odd invention, manufactured at the suggestion of a New York lady, is an enameled orange which opens and discloses a watch in one half and » pucae In the other.