Rensselaer Republican, Volume 22, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 July 1890 — On Harvard Square. [ARTICLE]

On Harvard Square.

Pugs. Student (to servant) —I thought you had finished sweeping my room? Boston Servant Girl—Beg pardon, sit; but £ was just decomposing. Student—What ?' Boston Servant Girl—l was- return, iafto dust, v.' L

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TH>e Extraordinary Census. New York Sun. HE COULD SOT BE SURE. Census Enumerator (to individual with luxuriant whiskers) —What is you sex? Individual (indignantly ) You’d take me fora man wouldn’t you? “Answer the question! You .might be the bearded woman from the dime musenm for all I know.” WASTED EXACTNESS. Census Enumerator (to Miss Elder) — What is your age? Miss Elder—l was born in ’7O. Census Enumerator—l77o or 1870? IT S ON THE LIST. Census Enumerator—Name please! The Questionee —John Henry Perkins. ••Of how many children are you the mother?” ••What!" MORTUARY. Census Enumerator (to Philadelphia Man) Your age. please? Mr. Chestnut—Forty-five. Census Enumerator—Did you die during the past year or before that time? Census Enumerator (to Chicag o Woman) Married, mum. Chicago Woman—Yes.

Census Enumerator How many times have you been divorced since June, 1889? Every wife and mother who has the wolfare of her home truly at heart, will not make use of cheap adulterated articles when such pure goods as Dr. Price’s Cream Baking Powder and Delicious Flavoring Extracts are to be obtained. The mortgagee generally has a fat thing in his lien. six novels fisee, will be sent oy Cragin & Co., Philada., Pa., to any ouJ in the U S. or Canada, postage paid, upon receipt of 25 Dobbins’ Electric Soap wrappers. See list of novels on circulars around each bar. Soap for sale by all grocers. Where does a man who spits in a horse car expectorate t Druggists, yOu should always have a good supply of Dr. Bull’s Worm Destroy* ers on hand. Mothers want these candies for their children and wont take any other. The height of fashion and the height of folly are so much alike.