Rensselaer Republican, Volume 22, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 April 1890 — To Dispel Colds, [ARTICLE]

To Dispel Colds,

A Trenton boy who swallowed a small key, seems to be little incommoded by it, except that bis breathing makes a singing effect. Musicians would call it a nominal sound, because the key is in a minor.

Headaches and Fevers, to cleanse the system effectually, yet gently, when costive or bilious, or when the blood is impure or sluggish, to permanently cure habitual constipation. to awaken the kidneys and liver to a healthy activity, without irritating or weakening them, use Syrup of Figs. An In opportune Moment. TeisPSlttinga. Mr. Johnsing—Miss Yallerby-Chloe may I take dis occasion to tell yo ob de undyin’ affection I feel? Miss Yallerby—Sbo\ Rastus, yo v shouldn't speak like dat when yo' know I'm engaged. Mr. Johnsing (tragically)—Engaged! Mrs. Yallerby(embracing him) — Yaas—on this dough, yo’ fool nigger! Thar, you’re all flour. No Wonder They Are All Dead. Transatlantic. M. Prud’horame pictures the ad. vantages of gymnastic exercises. •‘There is nothing like it for health," he says; “it increases man's forces and prolongs his days.” “But our ancestors did not take gymnastic exercise,” observed said one. V “True, they did not,” replies Mr Prud’homme, “and they are all dead.’