Rensselaer Republican, Volume 22, Number 27, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 March 1890 — Kissed: Another Man’s Wife [ARTICLE]

Kissed: Another Man’s Wife

‘You scoundrel,” yelled young Jacob Green, At his good neighbor—Brown—‘You kissed my wife upon the street, I ought to knock you down.” That's where you’re wrong,” good Brown replied, In accents mild and meek; T kissed her, that i’vc not denied, But kissed her on the check—ind I did it because she looked so hand -ome—the very picture of beauty and uealth. What is the secret of it?” “Well,’’ replied Green, “since you ask it, I will tell you: she uses Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription. I accept your apology. Good night.” “Favorite Prescription” is the only remedy for the delicate derangements and weaknesses of females, sold by drug gists, under a positive guarantee of giving satisfaction in every case, or money paid for it returned. For biliousness, sick headache, indigestion, and constipation, take Dr. Pierce’s Pellets. Eve was the first woman to get a fall “sack” if we remember rightly.