Rensselaer Republican, Volume 22, Number 25, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 February 1890 — Page 3

Su For Women Of oonstitaRSI cin* can bs reeomVII mended than : Wit is highly eosoen* DF) gW t rated, economical, n Ire pleasant to xLSJ that after having been sick for twelve yean . with kidney disease ■ and general debility, and having been treated by several physicians without relief, I am now better la every respect, and think I am nearly well, having takes seven bottles of Ayer's Sarsaparilla." Maria Ludwigson, Albert Lea, Ifc.iWp-Wa, Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & 00., Lowell, Msm.'i l Mea.9l; six.9s. Worth S 5 a beta*/ ONB BN|nvfl Both the method and remits when Byrap of Figs is token; it k pleasant and refreshing to the taste, andante gently yet promptly on the Kidneyg, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system effectually, dispell colds, head* aches and fevers and curse habitual constipate*. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind over produced, pleasing to the teste and acceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial mite effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualitiee oommend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs k for sale in 50a and el bottles by all leading drug* fists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will procure it promptly for any ana who wishes to try it Bo not accept tny substitute* CALIFORNIA F/9 SYRUP CO. umvaiE. Kt. MEW rOMK. M.T. ORATEFUL —COMFORTING. EPPS’S COCOA breakfast. “By a thorough knowledge of the natural law* which govern the operations of digestion and nutrition, and by a oarerul application of the fine properUse at well-selected Cocoa, Mr. Epps has provided ear breakfast tables with a delicately flavoured beverage which may save us many heavy doctors' bills. Kiaby the judicious use of such articles of diet that a constitution may be gradually built up until Wrong enough to resist srvary tendency to disease. Hundreds of subtle maladies are floating around ui candy to attack wherever there Is a weak point We may escape many a fatal shaft by keeping our selves well fortified with pure blood end a property nourished frame.”— 1 “Ctoil Service Oatette. Hade abn ply with boiling water or milk. Sold only In half-pound tins by (trocars, labelled thus: 4AMKri EPFti Ac CO., Homoeopathic Chemleta Lombok. EsoukHO.

■wt stvuiras^ and oeruln remedy, SMITH’S BILE BEANS Die the SMALL BIZK (40 little beans to the bottle). They are the most convenient: salt all ages. Fstceof either size, 35 cents per bottle. KISSING * t7 > 17 - 70: Photo-gravure. IhIOOIIIU panel size of thU picture for 4 eaots (coppers or stamps). • ■ 3. t. SMITH *OO.. Maheis of ‘ 'Bile Beans.'' St. Loots. Mo. ELY’S CREAM BALM mSESSk WUX CUKE Itei^rAPl CATARRHf^i Price 50 Cents Apply Balm into each nostril ELY BROS.. M Warrenßt H. Y ■KjS^LJOc) SYK.E’B SurejCure* THE 6REAT REMEDY FOR CATARRH The large nTnber of oertiOcatea received oi the virtu- of ala preparation in the treatment oi this nuLiea ant disease, abundantly atteat its •Acacy. tt -a the only medicine non on the market adapted to Catarrh, t at perform# what It promise# and effects not only speedy relief bat » permanent cure. Unlike many no#train# uow Before the public, it docs not dry up temporazilyltl e nasal discharges but eradicates the protaring cause thus leering the system in n sound and healthy condition. Ask your druggists for a bottle of Sykee’ Sure Cure for Catarrh end Atmospheric Insufflator, and yon will be heaV d of the malady, fur sale by all Druggists. K4MW OO HD ON,T .fagotto, led. Whole ewie Agset, Qarden mi.n SEEDS

THE WRECK OF CARMEL.

He Eimed His a long, a Last FanwalL Touching Insidsnt of the Wilson Crook (Ini) Wreck, Pathetically Told By an Iniianap* olia Special Reporter,— Sad Expsrieics of Ooaduetor Engle— “We Will Save Them.

On the 27th of January of the present year an account was duely flashed over the country of the horrible wreck :md burning of a train while crossing Wilson Creek near Carmel, Indiana. Among the he irt-rending scenes of that awful hour, a most touching one is thus graphically wired by the press agent at Indianapolis. » When the train pulled into Sheridan for a stop, a middle-aged man, D. S. Oldham, accompanied by his wife, a handsome woman of about 30 got Into the second coach. W ith them were three beautiful children, two little ones aged 3 and 4. and an older one asred 8. The mother and the oldest occupied the fourth seat from the rear end and the Uttle ones were playfully jumping on the seat facing the stove in the end of the car. “By-by papa, hy-by," they chorused as the father kissed them and his wife, and then left the cur. Little did he think as he stepped from the platform that it was the last time these littte voices would ring merrily upon his ears, or the warm lips, unsullied and innocent, press to his own kisses of love. At the window the baby faces watched him as the car pulled from the platform and it was with anything but the foreboding of the terrible disaster that the former waived his hand to the departing group. The party was bound for Indianapolis, where they expected to spend a week with relatives, aud no thought save that of the anticipated pleasure of the visit occupied the mind ol mother and children alike. After the train left Westfield. Conductor Angle came into the oar and saw the little ones on the seat and paused. He Remembered when hh own were like these, and stepping over to them he chucked their dimpled chins and shook their hands as he would if he had found an old acquaintance and then took a seat in the middle of the ear and watched the pranks of the children, who, kneeling upon the cushionod ( ’Beat, watched the flitting scenery.

The next instant came a sudden jerk, the car swung and suddenly turned over, and the unconscious conductor •aw no more. The mother, who from her seat had smiled upon her babies, lay close to him, also stunned, and by her side the eldest child. She knew nothing until she felt strong hands seize her and help her. She opened her eyes and in an instant realized the situation. “My God, my children, where are they?" she cried feebly and struggled superhumanly to release herself. “We will save them,” oamo a broken reply. “You are hurt badly and musi keep quiet Your children are all right"

As she was lifted from the already burning wreck she again lapsed into a faint and was laid upon a blanket upon the ground. “We will save them,” Brave words, but the most extraordinary heroism could not carry out their meaning. Save them? Yes. Through the window of the car * little hand stretched, limp and lifeless, but one man seized it It was still warm. “We will save them/’ But the man looked through the window and there saw the impossibility to rescue. The red hot stove loosened from its fastenings had fnllen upon the babies, pinned them down with its’ awful bly, all the work of a moment, and when the promise had been made tc “Save them” the little souls had gone to their Creator. The mother recovering from her fright, partly arose, but hep eyes caught the burning cat and again the faiat of aagusih overcome here. She sank back conscioui only of the truth. A higher power had saved them.

Stopping a Frightened Horse.

A horse, drawing a handsome carriage, became frightened at the elevated road up-town recently, says the New York Mail. He was a fine, highclass horse, and his driver was unable to control him. He dashed down one of the crowded thoroughfares and soon had a crowd following him. A policeman joined in the chase, and after a short race managed to stop the runaway. Afterward this policeman told the correct way to stop a runaway horse. He said: “Never try to check a runaway horse by a rush from the opposite direction. Ten chances to one the horse will knock you down, and you will very likely suffer from the collision. “Instead of that, prepare yourself for a,short run with the horse. You can measure with your eye the distance aod start for the run before he is caught up to you. A runaway horse will always keep in a straight line, for he is almost blind with fright and will run into a stone walL Get just as close to him as you can and. when he passes you take a firm hold on the reins. Then, leaning backward as you can. give them a jerk. Yon can add force to this jerk by sliding on your feet. This pulling on the reins tella on the horse, and he will very soon come to a staudstiiL He can very easily be pacified.”

Arties.

Miss Oldum—No, Mr. Holliags, ] r.m getting too old for the assemblies Hoi lings, 93’— Oh. don’t say that Miss Oldum. “Why, I feel like a faded leaf among all these young buds. * • * D< you ever press autum leaves, Mr. Hoi lings?” t (Great embarrassment from *93.)

Worse Than the Worst.

Hew York Suo: “I* there any qunt tion more disagreeable to yon me. than 'Where did you get that hatP ~ ‘ W oil, I should hate like thunder U be asked where 1 got Uus umbreUal*

Witness and Judge.

An amnsing scene was recently enacted in a country court room in Maine, says the Lewiston Journal. The trial justice, a big, pompous official, with a voice like a trombone, took it upon .himself to examine a witness, a little, withered old man, whose face was as red and wrinkled as a smoked herling. “What is your name?” asked the justice. “Wy, squire,” said the astonished witness, “you "know my name as well as I know yourn.” •‘Never you mind what I know or what I don’t know,” was the caution given with magisterial severity. “I asked the question in my official capacity and you’re bound to answer it under oath.” ———

With a contemptuous snort the witness gave his name, and the questioning proceeded. “Where do you liveP" “Wal, I shum!” ejaculated the old man. “Why,” he continued, appealing to the laughing witnesses, “I’ve lived in this town all my life, and so’s he, ” pointing to the justice*, “an’, b’ gosh, to hear him go on you’d think—” “Silence!” thundered the irate magistrate. ‘ ‘Answer my question or I’ll fine you for contempt of court” Alarmed by the threat the witness named his place of residence and the examination went on. “What is your occupation P” “Huh?” “What do you do for a livingP” “Oh, git out, squire! Jest as if you don’t know that I tend gardens in the summer season an’ saw wood in the winter!" *■ “As a private citizen I do know it. but as the court I know nothing about you,” exclaimed the perspiring justice. • ‘Wal, squire,” remarked the puzzled witness, * 'if you know somethin’ outside the court room and don’t know nothin’ in it, pou'd better git out an’ let somebody try this case that’s got hoss sense.” The advice may have been well meant, but it cost the witness $lO. The high indorsements by the United States and Canadian governments of Dr. Price’s Cream Baking Powder, for strength, purity and efficiency, are substantial recognitions of true merit.

The first steel pen was made in 1830.

When the summer’s rose has faded What shall make it fair again? When the face with pain is shaded What shall dtl e away the pala? Never shall a blossom brighten Alter bligh-ed by the frost, But the load of pain may lighten, And we need not count as lost all the plesura of life when the wife and mother, upon whom the happiness of home so largely depends, is afflicted With the delicate diseases peculiar to women. It is terrible to contemplate the misery exist ing in our midst because of the prevalence sf these diseases. It is high time that all women should know that there is one sure remedy for all female complaints, and that lls Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription. Do | not allow ill-health to fasten itself upon you. Ward it off by the use of this standard remedy. But if it has already crept In, put it to rout. You can do it, by the use of the “Favorite Prescription.” It is guaranteed to give satisfaction in every sase, or money paid for it will be returned. For biliousness, sick headache, indigestion, and eonstipation, take Dr. Pierce’s Pellets. Envelopes were first used in 1830. A Good Bit of Advice. Saw York Sun. • ‘Horace Greeley ought to have lived •ntil uow. He would have amended his famous saying.” “How?” young man, and get sent East as a United States Senator.”

Exercise His Privilege.

Philadelphia InquirerThere is no false modesty about Mayor Patterson, of Creston, la. When it was proposed by the City Council to investigate his accounts and the vote was a tie, the Mayor promptly voted for himself and defeated the motion. This looks as if Mayor Patterson was one of the what-are-we-here-for fellows.

A PRIZE OF ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS

if- offered by the Chic go, St. Paul A Kansas City Kallwi-y Company to the members of the National Educational Association, and to teachers generally, lor the moat appropriate pseudonym or nick-name that may be presented fur its !in". This road "he* recently reduced the time from O eago to St Pauiand Minneapolis, to thirteen hours and thirty minutes. The fat-cornrnoda-ti us are the tea , and rates as low as the lowest For further information address,

W. R. BUSENBARK,

General Pass. Agt., Chicago, 111.

One ov the most reliable prophets i kno ov iz an old hen. They don’t prophesy enny eggs until after the egg haz happened.

“Good and Honest." f} jY is thus praised: 6tet ® of OMo Tnm UMtlllK 077 txu.. Columbus, /•rv-CTir ohl0 ' Feb - 6 - lf **- 'it |l I “I hare used at Ja S \ *p f eoteOil ita my fondly for yean, and find It ta be the medicine of medicines FOR GENERAL USE. it Is a good, honest medicine end honest men will not hesitate to Tecemmend it to euflhdig humanity.*' JQHX P. BLKMKONB. ’ Bookkespat. At Oaeccim in Dzalrs. r i ll ®I ptssetne and Mr*a wse Bis O at the oeiy MdSe for the canal, ease rutseiMsea .H.IKURIHIH.K D. AsMtsrttajß, ttm Y. W. have ali mg atm taay jwen. us I* ke gMMfoMa *t aails> Lf§* Mt hf D«(|MS rmmjtmrm to mm M ffiMfeJayi. itisfrjra IBfl| FIVE-TOM

Josh Billings' Philosophy.

1 Hew York Weekly. In great, crowds ov persons, like grate flocks ov birds, thar iz match more noise and clattering than sense. There are but dredful few people who kan talk ten minnits tew yu without lugging into the eonversashun their bak or stummuk akes. Sins are the only things that i repent ov. I never could make eanything repenting ov blunders. Whisky friends are the most unprofitable ones i kno ov: they are alwuz reddy tew drink with them, then they din’t dry. I look upon a pure joke with the same venerashun that i do upon the 10 commandments. Yon kant hire a man tew be honest. He will want hiz~ wages raized every morning. The most suckcessful men I ’ hav ever known are those who are konstantly making blunders, but never seem tew kno it

Catarrh Can’t be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, *j they cannot reach the seat oi ihe disease. Catarrh is a bleed or constitutional disease, and In order to cure It you have to take Internal remedies. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is takan interasUy, and acts directly on the bloed aad mucous surfaces Baths Catarrh Cure is no quack medicine. It was prescribed by one of the beet physicians in this country for years, and it :* a regular presort ptisn. It is composed of the beet tonics known, combined with the best blood purifiers, acting directly on the murous surfaces. The perfect eombiaation of the two ingredients is what produces such wonderful results In curing catarrh. Send for testimonials free. „ F- J CHBNEY & 00., Prop*., Toledo, O, Sold by druggists, price 75c.

A firklin of butter weighs 56 pounds.

The Remedy tor the* leßiunn. A remedy recommended for patients afflicted with the influenza is Kemp’s Balsam, the speciflo for coughs and colds, which is especially adapted to diseases of the throat and lungs". Do not wait for the first symptoms of the disease before securing the remedy, but get a bottle and keep it on hand for use tbe moment it is needed. If neglected the influenza has a tendency to bring on pneumonia. All druggists sell the Balsam. Telescopes were invented in 1590.

Hibbard’s Rheumatic Syrup.

There is certainly something remarkable in this preparation, as it is meeting with a success never attained by any other medicine. It never rails If used as direoted. For over twenty years I have been a great sufferer from the effects of a diseased stomach, and for three years past have been unable to do business. Two years ago my ease was pronounced incurable. I visited different water eures and climates, all to no purpose. Last June I began taking Hibbard s Bhenmatie Syrup (prepared by Rheumatic Syrup Co.. Jackson, ICeh.). and at once began to feel better. I have used thirteen bottles and am a well man. . Edw*m> Bakes. Master Mechanic and Blacksmith, 305 Jackson street. Jackson, Mich.

Hibbard’s Rheumatic and Liver Pills.

These Pills are scientifically compounded, uniform in action. No griping pain so commonly following the use of pills. They are adapted to both adults and children with perfect safety. We guarantee they have no equal la the eureof Sick Headache, Constipation. Dyspepsia. Blitoosness; and, as an appetizer, they excel any other preparation. A barrel of rice weighs 600 pounds. There has never been anything discovered that will equal Dobbina’ Electric Soap for all household uses. It makes paint look like new, and clothes as white as snow. Our wash woman says it is a pleasure to use it. Ask your grocer for it. A barrel of flour weighs 106 pounds. The old smoker’s delight— Punch,” America’s finest 5c Cigar. A barrel of pork weighs 200 pounds. No Opium in Piso’s Cure for Consump tion. Cures where other remedies fail. 25c Bead DR SARBER‘B ad. in another column

Prepare for Spring Nov is tbs tims to attsad to your personal condition in preparation for the change to spring ssason. if rw IP I —«»t " i» y«« ... first out front ovuwori, if your brood has become impnrs from close confinement in badly ventilated office! orjibops, you shonld take Hood’z Sarsaparilla sconce. It will purify and vitalise yonr blood, creates #good appetite, and gives (your whole system tone and strength. “For a first-class spring medicine my wife end I think vary highly of Hood’s Sarsaparilla. Ws both took it last spring. It did ns surest deal of goo d and ye felt better through tbs hot weather than ever before. It cared my wife of sick headache from whieb she has Buffered a great deal, and relieved me of a tired, dizzr feeling. I think ever/ one ought to take somethinig to purify the hlood before the hot weather comae on. and we shall certainly take %£ y&’n, P,A,C ‘- Hood’s Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. 81; sfx tor to. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD ii (X)., Apothecaries, Lowell, ilass. 100 Doses One Dollar.

Walter Buhf & Go., MANUFACTURERS of I FURS!; WZZEZ TBILAZeSSTinrOZV 2 SEAL SKINS , in the eo an try and 1 make a specialty pa SEAL Hm Ml rll SACQUEB A /J IHI NEWMARKETS / I j It Ac. Ask your mcr chant ior them. WALTER BUHL & CO. PETKOIT, MICH. / iOHIOte TUBULAR WELL AN* S PHOtPECTIRU MACHINE jfi aix oaDBBf saTeSmaojl OPIUMSPENSIONS FstbmkO'FaaazxL, atty at tay.Wnmiigioa. DC.

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(Taka Car el Ihwskßluw In allowing inactivity of the kidneys to grow through neglect- The deadly skoals of Beirut's disease and diabetes wlil wreck the toedly bark of health if It i« allowed to drift rudderless upon them The Madder, too, if inactive, and Judicious medication does not speedily direct the helm toward the port:elsafety, wi'l be . overwhelmed by the quicksand of disease. In selecting a diuretic, let your choice fa J nron Roetet- i ter’s Stomach Bittern, which stimulate* the renal organa without irritating and exciting them, two effects to be apprehended from the unmedicated stimuli largely reairted to. Thee* have a tendency to re-act prejudicially. The Bitten invigorate the kidneys and hadder, in common with the Beeves aad the digestive organs, and so aflord lastin': aid. It also affords dual assistance in preventing and curing iniermlttent and remittent fever, biliousness, constipation and rheumatism it also subju ate*. A sqnare milecontains 6*o acres.

“ONE FOOT IN THE GRATE.” How often do we bear the above said of some poor pilgrim o’er life’s thorny path, whose tottering step, pallid face, unnatural (slitter of the eye and hacking cough, and its accompanying Involuntary pressure of the hand over the lungs, the seat of the dread disease—consumption—that cause* the remarkt Too frequently, alas! aad in the interests of such unfortunates this it penned, to assure them that their steps need tend no longer towards that narrow receptacle that awaits all—that is, until life’s allotted space is covered—from any such cause, for the scientific researches of Dr. R. V. Pierce, of the Invalids’ Hotel and Surgical Institute, of Buffalo, V. Y., resalting in his “Gtfden Medical Discovery,” have wrested from Nature a remedy which never fails to cure this scourge of our race (which is really nothing more nor lees than Scrofula of the Lungs), if taken in tim* given a fair trial For Scrofula in all its myriad forms, whether affecting the hmg-tissues or other organs or parte. Dr. Fierce’s Golden Medical Discovery is a sovereign remedy, and the only one that is sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee from its manu-

SSOO Reward CATARRH at Chriwilfta ID rnM IJ (J ■■■■■■ the Head which they cannot cure. By tta B«g®*i Remedy cures the worst cue*, no matterof*b£r HUNTINGTON’S SEED CATALOG FHg® ali,. pi«» assriKi zsrjsa lx! _ Best Cough Medicine. Recommended by Physicians. WrW Cures where all else fails. Pleasant and agreeable to the R| taste. Children take it without objection. By druggists. M

liAFAYBTTB IMPORTING AND BREtDINS FARM, ) APAYETTE, Tippecanoe County, lad. Breeders sad Importer, es Clydesdale, English Shire, Royal Belgium, Borates, Coach, General Parpooeaad Trotting Breeds. Haaibletosion. Royal George and Morgans, mom high grade. Draft mad Coach horeee and Jack. Farm adjoining the city. We guarantee every horse we sell and we eell mi as good lerme as any firm. COBRKhPONDINCi SOLICITED. < RSDCH 4k TBiVU, lfifiend 143 Main Bt. -- LAFAYETTE, IX9. Dn. W. 3SE. SARBBR Oivas special attsa tiea to nil deli cate Jiscaeee of both nil. R.vuUting r.ma-ltes fnrniabed. Caucert. m cares guaranteed without the ksife _ n nnptarc, ae care no yay, aa<i no Ml uatii cared. Pile.. Rectal ■AmiPI Trouble. nccemtall/ treat*!, aod N y. HM, care gaaraateed. For the secceee - ,VyFWW'I treateaeat of may oilier ills not aAB M^^Hm ‘ l| tv>iiwl call on or ad lreee, UK. South Illinois Street. BVwHfcfllnditiiainl'i Ind. Uezds#**** 9 ’* m * X * “* w,r * d UORTHERR PACIFIC Nin IWE MUM* UMS « FREE Government LANDS. HH.I.IUWd of Acne In Mluss-ela North Do My EA M I fl Sd|il|f|M tajuj 4 4lflUXkiMlgen^N > . cms. I. usbukh BffrXgTNassr PATENTB i.LZSrX • ..mmw fiend lor circular

Thetwar* 6,780 languages. Sons# PeeHsk People AHowaooogh to run until H gets beyon* the reach of medicine. They often soy, "Oh, it will wear away,” but in most cases it wear* them sway. Could they be induced to try the successful medicine called Kern's Balsam, wbieh i* sold on a positive guarantee to care, they would immediately see the excellent effect after taking the first dose. Price 50c and sl. Trial size Free. At all druggist’. America was discovered in uW3. Coughs and Hoavaooosa—The Irritation which induces roughing immediately re lie red by use 1 1‘‘Brown’s Bronchial Troche*." Sold only in boxes. -‘- —' ■■ ■* ■

facturers, that it will benefit or ear*. M taken in time and given a fair trial, or money paid for it will be refundeA Eftterged glands, tumors or “ bunches," are and kindred ailments, permanently cured! It’s a medicine, not a beverage; a ooaosntrated vegetable extract, without sugar or syrup in Its make-up. Don’t beget drnkardx As peculiar aad marroloo* in ourative properties as in ite composition M mission is to cure, not palliate. “Golden Medical Discovery" invigorates and strengthens the liver ana htngs, sharpen* the appetite, improves digestion, purifies tfaeblood, chaoses tee system, and builds op both flesh and strength when reduced by “wasting diseases.” It leads all other medicine* in amount of sales. Thaw’s like it for the diseases for which it is recommended, so don’t be fooled into accepting any substitute, said to be “ Just as good" It’s an insult to your intdligmoe when urnprincipled dealers try to palm off something ten upon you. juet to make a little better profit t An honest dealer supplies what his customers want, without questioning their intelligence. World’s Dibpznsabt Mkdical Association, Proprietors, BofiuuOf N. Y.

Jifr Mn_ i IMPORTATIONS fob 1889 Consl*t« I Hackney “Coach," Suffolk Punch, snd ShiresOu Coach Horses ate Large Mae, Fine Finish alto Msgnlflcen Act! a. Lew prfeeh TIIOXBOH k BLAH», 226 W. Maryland St. Indiana pci I AM*.mr. tar » rMnk foiN w> wttrt.MUwkrSeJ W w2lft3i TUJiL FACTAOT FBOL rCv cHicHcrrcrrs cnousm romninu. ran. iToi^^aaaaj^S thoroughly taught by MAIL. Ctreuhus (see MTaItI wawroomai. Suable. £t ill •*« a-*e uforiA C*Fwsi»fM» ty nsenSiMS■« ode yagea