Rensselaer Republican, Volume 22, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 February 1890 — Drops of Humor. [ARTICLE]

Drops of Humor.

Kind words are like bald heads—they can never dye. The Governor of lowa has a daughter and two eons, and they are all Boies. The prize-fighter Is not only the leader of the ring, but grand lamer to boot. This may not be exactly a glacial period, but it seems to be a full stop to ice. . „ The liquor war in Bangor is assuming a lively phase. It is a kind of Bangorilla warfare, so to speak.