Rensselaer Republican, Volume 22, Number 22, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 January 1890 — Memory Doctor Wanted. [ARTICLE]

Memory Doctor Wanted.

Callert “Are you the memory doctor?’* Professor: “I am a professor of the science of—“ Yes, 1 know; you fix up memories.” “In common, parlance, yes, ” “That’s what I heard. Well, I want my memory doctored.” “That is veryeasily done.. All you have to do is to adopt my system and in a little while you will gel so that you can remember anything at aIL” “My stars! That isn’t what 1 want I want my memory fixed M I oan’t remember anything. I have been oalled as a witness in a boodle trial” " V