Rensselaer Republican, Volume 22, Number 19, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 January 1890 — Wit and Humor. [ARTICLE]

Wit and Humor.

A North of England school teachei was trying to explain a question oi arithmetic to a very dull scholar. ■‘Suppose you had eleven pence iu your pocket on Monday morning, and were to pay me four pence for youi school fees, how would you ascertain what amount you had remaining?” i •Wey,” drawled out the hopeful, ‘ ‘aa wad coont it. sor!” V —— People who are averse to adulterations and other impositions, and who desire cleanliness, efficiency, healthfulness and purity, will find all these essential elements combined in Dr. Price’s Cream Baking Powder. A sign of cold weat-hea— "Hot beef tea.’ A time-serving crew—The hands of a watch.