Rensselaer Republican, Volume 22, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 December 1889 — Very Sharp Pointe. [ARTICLE]

Very Sharp Pointe.

If your coffee is a little roily fte cable dispatches will explain it. Let this little Brazilian game go on, and may Uncle Sam get tne rubber. | Pulling the wool over a man’s eyes naturally gives him a sleepiah appearance. The woman who wants to be called pet names gets mad when you call her a little tart The man who combs his hair in the middle considers his part in life of some importance. The man who rode a bicycle has a lame excuse for not attending to his daily Albert Durer gave the world a prophecy of future wood engraving in ■ 2715. As a rule it Is not wise to tell all one knows, though it is always highly ex t pedieut to know all one tells. The storm cloud should have a skyblue color. Poets are born. Only waiter girls are made to orderA rooster is like an auctioneer. He makes a big noise to attract fair. bids. The recent excitement in corn circles has not brought any increased business to the chiropodist* ••The bustle is a thing of the past,” says a fashiou exchange. It always a little behind. i f