Rensselaer Republican, Volume 22, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 December 1889 — CAN'T DO IT! [ARTICLE]

CAN'T DO IT!

You may talk of Christian Science, with its power of healing great. But there’s one thing Christian Science cannot even palliate. It may stop hypochondria; it may knock hysterics out, e ~ • • iCure hiccough, banish freckles, soothe a tendency to pout; Christian Science, taken daily, obesity reduce, Or may fatten up the lean man till he waddles like ago sei . It may raise a griwth of whiskers on the downy cheeks of boys. Or remove a sprouting mustache which a pretty maiden annoys; Science may do wonders, but its power is put to scorn - When the healer trits to work it for the curing of a corn.