Rensselaer Republican, Volume 22, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 November 1889 — It Don’t Pay [ARTICLE]

It Don’t Pay

to experiment with uncertain remedies, when afflicted with any of the ailments for which Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery is recommended, as it is so positively certain in its effects as to warrant its manufacturers in guaranteeing it to benefit or cure, or money’ paid for it is returned. It is warranted to cure all blood, skin and scalp diseases, saltrheum, tetter, and all scrofulous sores or swellings, as well as consumption (which is scrofula of the lungs) if taken in time and given a fair trial. Don’t hawky hawk, blow,spit and disgust everybody with your offensive breath, but use Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy and end it. Only policemen and stars are allowed to shoot on streets of a well-regu-lated city. -