Rensselaer Republican, Volume 22, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 November 1889 — Page 6

TALK OF THE DAY.

The amateur photographer has very taking ways. Nothing will so soon make a man hot as cold treatment When a man “gives himself away* he naturally loses his self-possession* A squirrel—“ What are you doing tor a living?*' Another—“ Chestnuts!" The man who resolves to quit log must be in sober earnest Like many a young man, nature begins her fall by painting things red. It is very difficult to find a key to success that will work without a clique. Many who teach the young idea how to shoot, apparently don’t know that it's loaded. There is no full stop to the furnace in cold weather. It always requires the colon. A draught that neither cheers no r 'inebriates—The one supplied in the horse ears. An absolute vacuum has never been attained. It can exist only in your mind. Natalie’s reception in Belgrade is »nly another example of a queen bcat- & king. The watch trust is said to be breaking up. It is time. A great many other trusts, bv the way, need watching. ■ The first people to “elov ito the stage’’ were the highwayman. They werc-STrecessTuTTn “liolping it up." The woman who declares she wouldn't' marry the best man on earth often picks out one of the worst ones. Marry your sweetheart on her birthday. if you c in, young man. It will save you money every year in anniversary presents. If we didn’t have any rent to pay, and didn’t need to eat anything in this world, what fine clothes might wear! Smokeless powder is au>ight,but the ends of science will not be achieved until some one produces a smoklcss cigarette. -- 7 -•--- ’“You seem at home here," remarked a man t the postplfice to the 'postmaster. “Yes.” replied the latter, “this is my stamping ground.” "Wives should never conceii anything from tneir husbands,” says a writer. But women will persist in having pockets in their dresses. Boston mother—“ But, my dear, I would not c ill him ‘Dick.’ ‘Richard’ sounds so much more dignified.” Ethel—“ True, mamma, but Ipse Dicks it” There are heavy-weight, champions and light-weight champions, but no one has yet succeeded in beating the grocer in the short-weight class. Tod—“l suppose the best way to find out whether she loves me is to go right up and ask her?” Ned—“ Not at all, my boy. Ask one of her girl friends.” It is rather late in the season to say it perhaps, but many an angler who fails to get a good mess follows the philosopner’s advice'and hires a/ haul. Mrs. Closehall —“Do you know that I’ve induced Mr. Ciosehal! to give up cigars?” Dovetail—“ Really? Why, l’re known him for ten years and I never saw him give up one yet.” Trusts, just now, are being squeezed. This is one reason why. in despite , of pessimistic warnings, the average young man continues to put his trust in lovely %voman. Smith--“ The City of Paris, I hear, consumes more coal than any other ship.” Jones- j “Tnat’s a mistake.”’' Smith—“ What ship beats it, then?” Jones —“Courtship.” He was innocent-?“ Uncle liastus‘, were the chickens you stole last night fat?” "fie man wat says I stole ’em breaks the truf all up! Dey win fie poorest fowls I ebor saw, boss.’’ You cannot always tell by the size of a man’s check how rich he is. It isn’t what ho draws out of the bank, but what he lets stay in. that may interest his creditors. Mrs. Pancake (to trump)—“Well, 1 what do you want ?" Tramp— ‘ ‘Hero, mum, is der pie I stold off yer window yesterday. There may be two or three , teeth stieken’ in it, but otherwise ’ ain’t hurt anyv”-—--“What are you doing now. Gus?” said one young man about town tc j another. “Oh, I write for a livin '-?' 1 “On the daily press?” “No: I write to father about twice a month for a remittance.” Prospective father-in-law -“How do you expect to get along without a salary if you are going to get Young Smiley Basker—“That is nut the ; point-how am I to get along if I don’t i get married?” A Detroit man who kissed a woman ' against her will and wrote poetry to her is being sued for SO,OOI damages. I The proportion is believed to be about : s follows: The kiss, ten cents; the poetry. $1,90!), 1)0. Just think of a Detriot widow suing for SO,<M), merely because she happen- : ©d to be kissed against her will! Il she is trying to set an example for the rest of the fair sOx of that city she will find out her mistake too quick. j Wife—“ James, do you know that you are a very small man?” Husband— j “How ridiculous! lam nearly six feet In height-” vt ife— “That m kos no difference; whenever 1 ask you for money to go shopping you are always short." Gratitude—Mr. Brown, (to stranger who has saved him from Crowning) “My dear, pool friend, Pit never forget you as long aa’l live! Come up to mv store and get some nice, clean, dry clothes; I’ll lot you have them as cheap as anybody." Family physician —“Nothing will do your daughter any good unless she controls her appetite for sweets and rich dishes. She must live on the plainest food, and very little of it, for months.”” Mother—“ Very well I’ll send her to the boarding school I used to attend. ” "Why do you doubt my word, Clara, when I tell you that I have eyes for no other woman but yourself? Why cannot you trust me?” “George,” replied the damsel, and her voice was serious even to gravity, “George, you know 1 abominate ail trusts and oombines Leave tap." „

LITTLE HELPS.

flood HouseKqailM. { CiHqthes tSjpfc have been sprinkled will for days, even in sumI mer, if from the Are, ' Use a silveP* spoon when cooking mushrooms. The silver will be blackened if any injurious quality is present. -r —'Air the house' thoroughly every day, even “though the rain comes down in torrents, or the snow beats in in drifts.” Do not be deceived by agents who have a “superior furniture polish" for sale. Use linseed oil, there is nothing i better. Be ashamed to iron a limp shirt bo- ; som! Men do not so much care for a polished shirt front as they do for a stiff one. It is a good idea for a tall woman to . have her kitchen table a little higher I than ordinary. It will save many a backache. Use great care in serving food for the table, as the smallest spatter of grease or gravy changes the appearance and spoils an- otherwise pretty dish. Glasses and dishes wipe to perfec- , tion when washed in very hot water. Use a dish-mop, soap-shaker and an iron dish-washer. These also expedite the labor, as very hot water:cam be- used. ———# — When decanters and carafes become so discolored inside that shot or fine | coals will not cleanse them, fill the bottle with finely chopped potato skins, cork tightly aud let (he bottle stand for three days, when the skins I will ferment. Turn and rinse. The ! bottle will he as bright and clean as when new.

A Motion to "Squash.”

Ha par's Magzine for November. Colonel M , comonwealth’s attorney for county, had unbounded influence over the presiding justice of the county court under the old system. B———,a young lawyer, had been retained to defend a prisoner, and discovering what he conceived to be a fatal defect in the indictment, submitted a motion to quash. Be was proceeding to sustain his point as ho cauld when the presiding justice, a fat old fellow, settled himself in his chair and fell asleep. The argument proceeded, and at its close “the ’Squire" roused up, and rubbing fils eyes, said, “Squash’er." Colonel M was on his feet in a moment, and inquired, with much asperity, “Do I understand this court as sustaining the motion to quash my indictment?” “Oh! No, Kurnil,” said the ’Squire. “I squashes the motion to squash.”

LYRICS OF THE SEASON.

The Modern Annie Laurie. "Her brow was like the snow drift, Her neck was like the swan, And her face it was the fairest That o’er the sun shone on.” But she went to the beach for bathing, And her fair complexion’s spoiled; Her cheeks are tanned and her nose is red As a lobster when its boiled. The End of Vacation. Now breezes fresh our faces fan. And glows le-s fierce the soier glare, And flies are less audacious than They were. The heated term at last is o'er; And 'neatn sair Buna’s sil very slight, Ia hammocks maidens swing uo mure At night. The summer girl has left the shore, - Her ardor for flirtat on cool*. For she’s engaged; the dude uo more She fools. All Things Have An End. ——- The tents are struck, the whisky jugs and flasks ■ are thrown away, And t e boys are in the city, and at work again to-day, ’ . The russet are taken off by maidens trim and neat, ' "7 ~ And they no longer seem to care to show their pretty feet. No longer at the hop the maid doth through the mazy dances whirl. The summer girl’s no fairer now than any other girl. This is the course of Uutnau life; to change we ail must bend, And everything that's good or bad in time cotuts to on end. Our Western fanners will be glad to learn that there is In Europe a decided tendency to increase the consumption of corn for food of men and boasts. The wonder is that this ihcrease has not come sooner. Corn is still so far as Europe is concerned, a. good deal what oats once were, as Dr. Johnson defined them: “Food for men in Scotland and for horses in England,” But if the people once give corn a fair trial they will surely take more kindly to it With anything like common use for human food, the price of corn in this country would increase. At present it is so low that farmers get poor on big crops. The yield this year is enormous, and there is little prospect for better pricos except on greater consumption.

A Pleasing Sense

Of health and strength renewed and of ease aad comfort follows the use ot Syrup of Figs, as it acts In harmony with nature to effectually Cleansa the system when costive or bilious. For sale in 50c and SI bottles by hll leading druzgists. l)r. Talmago very fitly characterises the late Congressman Cox as “a typical American.” He believed his own country to be the best in Jie world, that is to say, and omitted no opportunity to declare its greatness and to picture its possibilities of future growth in power, influence and excellence. His political philosophy was at onee both logical and cheerful. He looked on the bright side, which is always the best side; and his countrymen will long remember his fine service as a consistent and practical patriot. -4 —— irrr, -•

Our Trade With Colombia.

Hon) Ricardo Beooera, In Harper 1 * Magazine for November. Of the $30,000,000 to which the foreign commerce of Colombia annually I amounts, a third at least is the product of her trade with the United States. Her imports from this country may be estimated at $5,000,000, and consist chiefly of flour, lard, and other articles of food, for which a market is ! found in the interior, wherever steam-. boat communication extends; hardj ware; machinery, industrial and agriI cultural; rails and rolling stock; oil? lamps and cotton fabrics. Colombia hsends here in exchange, coffee, hides, cocoa, fruits, medicinal balsams such as the balsam of Tolu, caoutchouc, and some other articles in quantities too small to deserve mention. Mineral products begin to be exported from the mines worked in Choco, Antioquia and the upper Magdalena by American capitalists, and it is to be hoped that within a few years, when American labor and capital shall have still further developed this industry, New York will become, in common with London and Paris, a market for Columbian gold and silver. Sanitarians, chemists and physicians of eminence have given much attention to the subject of food adulterations. As a result of careful investigation they proclaim most vehemently against the use of Ammonia, Alum, and other harsh chemicals in food articles. Dr. Price’s Cream Baking Powder is free from all drugs. It must be an ill wind that has blown through a sick man’s whiskers.

It Don’t Pay

to experiment with uncertain remedies, when afflicted with any of the ailments for which Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery is recommended, as it is so positively certain in its effects as to warrant its manufacturers in guaranteeing it to benefit or cure, or money’ paid for it is returned. It is warranted to cure all blood, skin and scalp diseases, saltrheum, tetter, and all scrofulous sores or swellings, as well as consumption (which is scrofula of the lungs) if taken in time and given a fair trial. Don’t hawky hawk, blow,spit and disgust everybody with your offensive breath, but use Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy and end it. Only policemen and stars are allowed to shoot on streets of a well-regu-lated city. -

To Those Interested.

Hastings, Mich., April 22,18891 Rheumatic Syrup Go., Jackson. Mich: Gents—This is to ce tify that I had been troubl -d with rheumatism in ail its forms for the past twelve years, and was eonilned to my be 1 at va ious perio ls from three to six mont l s at a time, nnd I could set about only bv the aid of crutches. I employed several first-class physicians of this city, none of whom effoctod a cure or gave temporary relief even. About two years ago I was induced to try Hiobaril's l heumatic Svrup, and, after taking a few bottles I expei b need relief, and now consider myself cured. I unhesitatingly recommend this medicine for rheumati-m. I know what it has uone for me. what physicians could not do, L e., cured me of rheumatism. Mbs. H. J. Kex field. Ask your druggist for it Icertily to the above statement. Feed L. Heath. Druggist. Hibbard’s Rheumatic and Liver Pills. These TiHs are scientifically compounded, uniform in action. No griping pain so commonly following the use of pills. They are adapted t> both adults and children with perfect s if- tv. We guarantee they hnve no enu il in the eureef tHck Headache, L'onstipution. Dy p-psiu. Biliousness; and, as an appetizer, they excel any other preparation. A tip on winning the human race— Lift your hat to ladies,

How to Gain Flesh and Strength.

Use after each meal Scott’s Emulsion; it ia as palatable as milk. Delicate people improverapidiy upon its use. For Consumption,Throat affections and Bronchitis it is unequalled. Dr. Thomas Prim, Ala., says: “I used Scott’s Emulsion on a child eight months old; he gained four pounds in a month.’’ The Queen of Roumania has evidently been toy ing with the game popularly known as whisky poker. She has just-published a baok eninied~ Knocks?” If you have ever used during the 21 years it lias been sold, you know that it is the best aud purest family soap made. If you haven’t tried it, ask your grocer for it now. Don’t take imitations There are lots of them. A tailor requires many yards to cover a man. but a burglar will cover him with a small revolver.—Texas Siftings. The most prominent physicians in the city smoke and recommend “TansiH's Punch.” . Oregon, th« Paradise of Farmers. Mild, equable clima e, e rtain and abundant crops. Bbt fruit, grain, grass nnd stock country in the world. Full inforinati in free. Address the Oregon Immigration Board. Portland, Ore. Read Dr. Sarber’s card in another column. If afflicted witUSore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac Thompson’s Eye Water. Druggists sell it. If a woman hadn’t her weak point she would be an angel. The best cough medicine is Piso's Cure for Consumption. Sold everywhere. sc. About Finger Nails. Vlcuical Classic. A white mark on the nail bespeaks misfortune. Pale or lead-colored nails indicate melancholy people. Broad nails indicate a gentle, timid and bashful nature. Lovers of knowledge and liberal sentiment have Pound nails. People with narrow nails are ambitious and quarrelsome. Small nails indicate littleness of mind, obstinacy, and conceit. CMmlerlc martini men, delighting in war. have red and spotted nails.

Children Cry for Pitcher’s Castorla. ' When Baby was sick, we gave her Csstoria. | When sho was a Child, she cried for Csstoxfek j When Hhe became Miss, she clung to CastorU, < When«h»Vi«/lrq.U.leoa ->.» y.— .*, T — <*.a«>la

What is Catarrh?

Catarrh is an inflammation of the mucous membranes, and may affect the head, throat, stomach, bowels or bladder. But catarrh of the head is the moat common, often coming on so gradually that it has a firm hold before the nature of the trouble is suspected. Catarrh is caused by a cold, or succession of colds, combined with impure blood. Its local symptoms are a sense of fullness and heat in the forehead, dryness ln_ the nose and back part of the throat, and a disagreeable discharge from the nose. When the disease gains a firm hold on the system, it becomes cnrontc.and is then exceedingly treacherous and dan gerous, liable to develop into consumption. Fortunate is it that we have in Hood’s Sarsaparilla the remedy for this ever increasing malady. It attacks at once the source of the disease by purifying and enriching the bipod, which in passing through the delicate passages of the mucous membrane soothes aud rebuilds the tissues.giving them tendency to health instead of disease, and ultimately curing the affection. At the same time Hood’s Sarsaparilla builds up the whole system and makes one feel that he has taken a new lease of life. Many a runaway match has ignited from an old flame.

The Handsomest Lady in Town

Remarked to a friend the other day that she knew Kemp’s Balsam for the Throat and Lungs was a superior remedy, as it stopped her cough instantly when other cough remedies had no effect whatever. So to prove this and convince you of its merit, any druggist will give yoh a Sample Bottle Free. Large size, 50c and si. The lawyer earns his fee by words and very frequently takes it Out in deeds.

$5,000 for a Wife.

One of the greatest stories (founded on fact) ever published, commences in the Decern er (X-mas) number of Godey's Lady’s Boole, published at Bfiiludelph a. Every wuma , married or single, shou d read it. Beady November loth. Ali Newsdealers. What is the most suitable musical composition for a farewell benefit? Why a can-ta-ta, of course. J. C. SIMPSON Marquess, West Virginia, says. “Hall’s Caiarrn Cure .-ured me of a veiy bad case of catarrh.” Druggists se 1 it, 75c. The ocean greyhounds have no time to consider barks at sea.

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