Rensselaer Republican, Volume 22, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 September 1889 — The American Hotel System. [ARTICLE]

The American Hotel System.

Proprietor (average hotel)—“Very sorry, sir, but you will have to leave this house at once.” “Guest—“ Goodness-me What have I done?” -.......................... Proprietor (solemnly)—“You said something to a waiter which has displeased the cook.”—New York Weekly.