Rensselaer Republican, Volume 22, Number 3, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 September 1889 — Unwelcome Arrivals. [ARTICLE]

Unwelcome Arrivals.

St Peter—“ Halt!” Now Spirit—“ Can’t I come iu?" _ St. Peter—“l’d rather you wouldn’t You are just out of college, and we don’t wan’t any advice about running the universe.”—New York Weekly.