Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 August 1889 — Astonishment All Around. [ARTICLE]

Astonishment All Around.

Apions old citizen ol Dearborn weht to the cars the other day to see bis daughter off. Securing her a Beat, he passed out of the car ami went around to the car window to »ay a parting word. While he was passing out the daughter left the seat to speak to a friend, and at the same time a grim old maid took thq seat and moved up to the window.' Unaware of the important change, he hurriedly put his head up to the window and said: “One more sweet kiss, pet.” In another instant the point of a cotton umbrella Was thrust from Jhe window, Jollowed by the wrathful irjunction* “Scat! you gray-headed wretch!” He scatted.