Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 August 1889 — The Instantaneous Process. [ARTICLE]

The Instantaneous Process.

There were a dozen or more excursionists sitting on the hall steps yesterlay when one of them asked of a gen ileman passing by whatthe two cannon were placed there for. He looked tho party over and replied: “So as to guard the building if attacked by a mob.” , “That’s funny,” said a woman to her husband when he hud passed bn. “It’s more’n funny, Hemily,” answered the husband. “Them ’ere gun 3 was a-took from the British at the battle of Lake Erie by that’ere feller called Perry, and you enn read it right there for yourself.” “Then he meant to deceive us.” “H’o no ’e didn’t ’E meant to spare , hour feclin’s, hand hour feelin’s his acjordingly spared.” “Then he took us for Canadians?" “Right you hare, Hemily. hand that’s the honly place where hit’arts me. Hi w *ot ere a-thinkin that we looked to be Hamer ican hall hover, hand e twigged hus hat a glawnce.”—Detroit Free Pres* .■ v