Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 49, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 August 1889 — Josh Billings’ Philosophy. [ARTICLE]

Josh Billings’ Philosophy.

New York Weekly. The best bill ov fare i kno ov iz a good appetight. There is lota of people who think it iz a grate deal better for 10 ov the party to wait than it iz for 2 ov them to be ina hurry. The more sekrets yu divulge, even to ynre best friend, the leas he will think ov yu, and the more he will think ov himaelL Sam folks never git reddy, they are always behind hand; they will sum ov them be too late to tend their own phoneraL 1 komdder forma and eerimonys the mere tricks or civilisaahnn, but to observe them iz the only way I kno or to protect ourselves aginst the common herd. Kultivato a teste for walking; It iz not only the original wa of fitting thin this world, bat than is helth and independence in it which makes it one ov the luxurys or living. Whenever yu cum akrost a man who is tolling ovry boddy he meets how long he has Wore the pair ov boots he hkz got on, yu kan safely konklude that man iz filling his destiny, and ain't good for ennything rise mutch. s k. Coburn, manager CUrle Scott, writer "I find Hall'* Catarrh Cora a valuable remedy." Prugglita aell It, 75c. \ The industrious small boy is an earn--Ist of the future.