Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 August 1889 — How to “Hustle. ” [ARTICLE]

How to “Hustle. ”

Housekeeper (in Kansas City)—“l don’t want nothin’.” Peddler —“I am not anxious to sell. I only stopped to remark that Chicago, ■where I’ve been peddlin’, can’t hold a candle to, Kansas City.” “Don’t believe it kin.” “No indeed, mum; Chicago is goin’ to the dogs fast. People there are awful poor, while in Kansas City I find everybody is just rollin’ iu wealth, and real estate’s a boomin'. Fast trains from Kansas City to New York won’t stop at Chicago in another year.” “What have you got to sell?” “Soap. Something new. Only $1 a cake.” “I'll take two.”—New York Weekly-