Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 August 1889 — A Clincher. [ARTICLE]

A Clincher.

Outraged Erin—Gintlemin, I wud loike to aehk thim Amerikins wan thing: Who doog the canals uv the coontry but furriners? Who built the railrnds ur the coontry but furriners? Who worruks the mines uv the coontry bat iarrinen? Who does the votin’ far the coontry but furriners? And who the aivil dishcoovered the coontry but furriners? J. S. PARKER, Fredonis, N. Y., says: “Shall not call on you lor the SIOO reward, for I believe Hall’s Catarrh « ure will cure any case of catarrh, W*s very bad." Write him for particulars. Sold by Druggists, 75c, Hush money—The wages of the baby’s nurse. “rennv wise and pound foolish” are those who think ft eoonomy to nee cheap soda and roein soaps, instead of the good old Dobbins’ Electric Soap; for sale by all grocers since 1864. Try it once. Be sure, bay genuine. - A girl never knows how good she is at making up excuses until some one, asks her to sing and she does not want to. ________________ The crushed worm will turn, but he always turns the wrong wav when you’re trying to thread him am a hook. Before going to College yon would do well to drop a postal for a catalogue of Wintonberg College, an old and thoroughly established institution. See their advertisement. Thl« i» the age of wood*-r», and the average American citizen is so loafer surprised at anything, If von want to experl-nee that sensation, however, juzt write to B. F, Johnson A Co.. too*Main St.. Richmond Va, and beer what they have got to say of the success of tome of their agents. They have got the goods that sail, and say one out n# *mi>tor«#n,t will consult their own interests by applying to them. Read Dr. Barber's card in another column. mroarrAiiT. - rr!j When visiting New York City- save Baggage Express sad Carriage Hire,and .top at the Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand Central Depot 600 Handsomely Famished Rooms at It and upwards per day. European plan. Elevators, and all Modem Conveniences. Restaurants supplied with the beet. Horse care end olrrated railroads to all da pots. Yon ran live better for lees money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other Uni-class hotel in the City.