Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 August 1889 — Truth is Stranger Than Fiction. [ARTICLE]

Truth is Stranger Than Fiction.

“You’ve been cashier at this concerp nearly twelve years, Mr. Cashup?” said the president, who was fueling benignly good natured. “Twelve years,” Baid Mr. Ca6hup, hi 3 hear' beating with thoughts of a raise. “And yet,” said the president, “yov have never onee run off to Canadi with the funds? Haw, haw!” Mr. Cashup, whose pulse sinks to th< normal as he recognizes the annua joke—“No, sir; it’s been mighty hare grubbing to get away with flB ever) Saturday; I think it would be all m) life is worth to try to get away witl any more.” Is dismissed on the spoi for impudence.—Robert J. BurdetU ia Brooklyn Eagle.