Rensselaer Republican, Volume 21, Number 47, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 July 1889 — A Prize Beauty. [ARTICLE]

A Prize Beauty.

Mr. Nibbs—Listen to this, Maria. “Well, goon." Mr. Nibbs (reading from the paper) —Vienna is to have a beauty show for men and prizes will be awarded in four classes: The handsomest man, the finest mustache, the biggest nose and the baldest head.” I could win two of (those prizes myself. I'm handsome fend my— Mrs. Nibbs—So you could, John. Nobody’s got a bigger nose nnd balder head than you’ve got—Chicago Herald.